Road to Christy Canyon

Christy Canyon Interview unedited

2007-03-09T20:14:00.000-06:00

I think it's about time I put up the entire Christy Canyon interview. This is all 103 minutes of the interview. I think it's over 10,000 words so have fun. I also have it on a CD and if I can locate that I will sell it to you. Just ask. I tried to make this readable. I just went over it and made sure it made sense and had punctuation. It's really just two girls talking about their lives and occasionally a guy puts his two cents in. I'm so proud of this interview and I hope you enjoy it.

Christy Canyon Interview October 27, 2006

C: My producer Ferrell asked me on day, do you know this girl Alix from MrSkin? And I said yeah I’m meeting her in a few weeks. This was like a month ago or something and he said you know she has this blog called the Road to Christy Canyon and he said how could she not have found you before? You like stripped on the road da da da da da. So our first question is what took you so long to find me?

A: Well I didn’t work for MrSkin until like 2 years ago. So I wasn’t really into it. I always liked porn. But I had a thing for you b/c you were the first-every interview I’ve read the interviewer says that you’re (CC) my first crush -and the first porn I saw was with you in it, with Christy Canyon. Same thing with me and I explained it a little in my blog and I told you a little about it. I saw your video (Victim of Love2), and before that whenever I saw porn I thought it was bad and I felt bad and dirty watching it b/c everybody says it’s degrading to women and for some reason you didn’t come off that way. So I’ve been doing-I’m a designer and I never really got into writing-but when I met up with Mike Mcpadden who works for MrSkin, he really liked the way I talked. And he said you need to write some stuff. So I wrote some stuff for him and I’ve always been like I want to meet Christy Canyon. I want to do Christy Canyon.

CC: How funny ha ha..

A: So finally he just set it up. I knew you were on the road but I didn’t really know what you were doing. I knew you were done with movies. I didn’t know where you were. I’m always skeptical about approaching people in porn b/c you know the whole Traci Lords thing it’s kind of iffy with her, I mean I’d love to meet her but I don’t want to encroach on her privacy.

CC: I don’t even think she really talks about it anymore for the longest time she said she didn’t remember any thing until Harper Collins gave her an advance and suddenly it all came back

(Laughing)

A: So I saw your book on Mike’s shelf one day and I picked it up and I read it in like 2 days and then I read it again so that started everything out. And I just started the blog just to have fun.

CC: They are fun

A: And I did a lot of pictures of me and I got a lot of fans and lot of people were really interested about the interview and they were really excited about it

CC: Good I’m so glad that it all worked out it was perfect

A: Yes it was so when I found out I could come out here I was like yea!

CC: Well go ahead start with what ever you want to ask
A: What was the worse thing you hated about retail besides the money?

CC: God you know looking back on it, it was just so dead end to me I’m mean it wasn’t even…The retail that I did was at a little shop that closed down a couple of years later. It was just so working for the paycheck, which wasn’t even that great. There was no excitement in it I didn’t meet anyone interesting they were just all office ladies from Burbank, not that there’s anything wrong with office ladies but I was 18 and I felt just so stiff in there. There was just no future, no excitement. It wasn’t even like one day I could transfer to their other store and be boss or manager it was just so one dimensional

A: I know what you mean I did it for 10 years and I have no idea how I did it for 10 years. So Greg Rome is it?

CC: the guy that got me into the business

A: Right now he pulled up in his TransAm?

CC: yeah like the total Smokey and the Bandit, except it was white you know with a T-Top and in the 80’s that was the fuckin’ car to have. He was like the coolest and he was so cute and young and blond and tan, it was just so flashy.

A: and it took you what three weeks to call

CC: yeah right about there, cause when he said figure modeling I really was so truly so naive that I thought hands legs. Didn’t think of pussy and tits you know what I mean. And then he showed me a Hustler that he was in and I thought OMG really I couldn’t do that. But really it didn’t seem bad it was in the 80’s where like layouts were really cool and like now the new millennium era it’s so different you would never get away with doing a layout like the layouts we did in the 80’s where the guy was like really close and the tongue was out but there was no actual touching. And now if I was that age and somebody shows me a magazine like that I mean they’re like pissing on people and like fisting and stuff I’d be like OMG. But it as really so innocent (back in the 80’s) it was just such an innocence to me especially now that I look back on it.

A: How nervous were you that first shoot. I remember in the book you talk about how the makeup artist made you feel really comfortable what was the photographer’s name Ron?

CC: Ron, shooting photos was not nerve racking I was really comfortable with that but I was stiff just because I didn’t know what I was doing. I would give like the big ole cheesy smile and they were like no you don’t want to show that many teeth. Do like Ah, ee, oooh, like really do the vowels and it was just me and the photographer all day and the makeup artist. That part was really actually fun it was when I did my first film that I got totally freaked out just because it was like I’d only been with like 4 guys you know I hadn’t had that much sex when I was 18 and it was just really scary for me. You know and having sex in a bed with another couple was something I hadn’t done at 18 I had never seen anyone having sex right next to me. It wasn’t a great set. It was for Swedish Erotica and they were running behind and I remember the producers was fucking one of the girls in the bathroom. It was real porny.

A: yeah I would have freaked out and ran out of there immediately

CC: I know I really wanted to but I was really broke but I thought it’s no big deal it’s not like I haven’t had sex before and you know I could use the money and I don’t want to make the agent mad at me if I leave here because I thought what if he doesn’t want to hire me or send me out. It was like so many dynamics going on in my head at once just so much happening

A: you did that shoot and you talked to Jim and you said you don’t want to do this anymore but he told you there were 2 left and it was 1200 dollars a day

CC: And that was so much and even now that’s a lot. And it was straight sex, it was a boy girl scene, girl girl boy boy, I mean it wasn’t anal and now it’s like and I hate to keep referring to the times now but on our radio show here at Playboy we have a lot of the adult stars and a lot of the new ones and they come on and say yeah my first scene was a gang bang where I got choked and I’m thinking I must have missed that movie company and like even when they got there they were told that it was a masturbation it’s just so different now and I thank my lucky stars that I was in it when I was. It’s just such a different field now. But when I showed up for the second set like a day or two later. It was like a whole different vibe. It was Traci Lords, Ginger Lynn a catering service and Peter North like really young pretty handsome people. Sorry Ron Jeremy he was the first guy. I love Ron

A: Yeah I think he’s great but that would totally terrify me you know. You didn’t even know him

CC: I didn’t

A: and here he is eating donuts naked

CC: I know and I love him so much as a person. It was scary though. I think my second scene that I ever did on film was Ginger Lynn, Jamie Gillis. But Ginger was like oh my god you’re so cute! I mean you are so cute. And I’ve never had sex with a girl and I’ve always wanted to know what it was like and she was just so sweet and you know it was just such a different vibe it’s amazing how it just turned my whole look around from being on that second set.

A: Ok so then you went on and did more

CC: yeah more and more, I swear the first. I started in September of 84 and I quit in April of 85 and I think every month I was doing an average of 28 sex scenes. I mean I’d work like 28 days out of the month cause it was like the boom of porn. It was the beginning. Like going to the Pussy Cat theater to your home with these like $89 dollar tapes and there were like maybe like a dozen usable girls everyday. Amber Lynn, Ginger Lynn, Portia Lynn, Christy Canyon, Traci Lords. I mean there weren’t that many girls and every day we would just work.

A: And there were even less guys too

CC: Yeah there were like maybe six. Tom Byron, Peter North, Ron Jeremy, Marc Wallace. I mean there weren’t that many

A: I would assume it was a lot harder for men

CC: it was then but now with Viagra they cheat

A: That works I guess

CC: It does but then it backfires. I think it was around this time last year I directed a film a porn film and for 2 days and this guys took he had to have taken Viagra because he couldn’t come. I mean after the three positions and the head, 45 min later, I’m thinking dude. I took a break after 15 minutes and was like call us when you’re ready. It had to be something, it just wouldn’t go down.

A: You need the money shot

CC: Exactly and that poor girl, it was Sunny Lane, was trying to do everything to get this guy off and I would have been out of there like 5 minutes after he couldn’t pop his load. I would have been like I’ll be outside it’s not my part of my job.

A: So you quit in April

CC: April of 85

A: So here’s one of the questions my readers wanted me to ask and I actually really want to know this too. Orgasms, did you always have them?

ACC: Like 90 % of the time. There were sometimes when you were just in such a horrible position like I remember there was one sex scene and I don’t even remember what film it was in where the guy had me hoisted on a sink and he’s like fucking me but I could feel the nozzle of the sink like going right into my lower back and there were certain times that it just was not a comfortable position or a place to have sex. There was another film, Christy in the Wild where I was having sex with John Doe on a car. Oh John Doe god rest your soul. And I was sitting on top of him and it was like 100 degrees and he had a broken leg so I could only do cow girl and to me it just wasn’t comfortable after like 20 minutes I don’t have that good of thy muscles and with the hot sun it was just like oh. So there were times and there were probably 10 sex scenes that I can think of that I just didn’t like the position, the air conditioning was off, we were outside or on one or two cases where I just soooo wasn’t attracted to the guy that kind of thing.

A: So after you quit in April you went and worked with your dad and we don’t have to talk about that but you do in your book

CC: No it was fun for a while. And I was so burned out, like I said earlier, I did 28 days out of the month. And then I was like oh fuck what did I just do I mean get into. What did I just do with my life now I’m fucking on film, not that I ever regretted it but I just mentally needed a break and I was dating a guy in the business who owned the video company. I thought I was in love, I mean what do you fucking know at 18. He was older he was like 30. But I thought oh you know I’m going to marry him and I just really needed a change. I completely burned out. And have having sex on film for so many days I was really turned off by sex to a certain degree. You know I remember having sex for the first time after having it on film for 4 months and I had sex in my house once with the guy and it was kind of surreal and I had my leg high in the air and I had heels on. The guy was like what are you doing with heels on?

A: (Both Laughing) this is what I normally do

CC: With your leg like way out there. But like mentally I was thinking the camera’s got to get the right angle. So you know it really started messing with my personal life. That’s why when I came back in 89 it was so great to be under contract because I only did like one film ever 2 months

A: Yea. And you did a good job let me tell ya. When I read what your deal was whoa

CC: I just got lucky it was all about timing

A: Yes and everybody wanted you

CC: I just got lucky I feel very lucky in this business and all these later I’m still milkin’ the cow

A: You should I mean if I thought the way I think now back when I was 18 I would have done it. But when I was that age I thought I was going to be a designer

CC: See you had goals, I didn’t I was kicked out. I was like what the fuck am I going to do for money. I had two jobs. I’m not making it OMG. See I think everyone, and my co-host Ginger on Playboy radio disagrees, I think everyone that gets into adult at least from the people I know, they have some kind of chip on their shoulder. For some reason or another. Like they were abused in some way, I was never sexually abused but just a lot of marriages and everyone’s got a fucking story. I’m so not sob storying here but I was looking for approval. And I think if you have somewhat of a healthy background you don’t want to get naked in front of the camera, you know I really don’t. I mean mine was for approval and some of the girls I know had some rocky past. I don’t know anyone that said god I had the best upbringing. There’s always a glitch in there if you did deep enough. Which I think everyone has a certain amount that got into porn. So you had some goal.

A: yeah I did and of course it didn’t work I went to retail (laughing). Although I did go to Hong Kong and I studied with a designer out there and that would have been me moving to HK and there was just no way wanted to do that

CC: No I don’t blame you

A: So you’re working for your dad and everything’s cool. Did you date a lot of guys?

CC: No I didn’t you know up until the mid 90’s no the early 90’s. I dated a lot but nothing serious, nothing long term. I sounds so weird but I knew that I had to heal my own demons before I could get into something serious

A: That’s pretty smart. I’m like the opposite. (laughing)

CC: Everyone I guess acts different, but I knew that I had to be Ok with myself before I could be ok with somebody else in my life. But it was fun I dated and I had fun. But nothing major. No major commitments no major relationships

A: Yeah after the one he really hurt you. I mean it was pretty scary in the book

CC: And the funny thing now is that I see him at conventions and it’s like obviously I have no ill feelings towards him or anything b/c god who wants to carry around shit for all those years and it’s great to see him. And I look back on it too and I think part of it was my fault like I needed to be more mature like you were so weak Christy to let someone walk all over you like that. Now if somebody tried that I’d be like get the fuck out, don’t let the door hit you. But I was like so weak and so searching for acceptance that I put up with it. But really when it boils down to it, it was my fault. I mean I take full responsibility for it

A: That’s what therapy teaches you it teaches you to take responsibility

CC: 12 years

A: I teaches you to take responsibility so then you won’t have that issue with that other person and then you’ll be able to get over it

CC: Yeah and I can’t stand it when people carry these victimizing you know grudges for years. Like we were talking about Traci earlier and every interview I read she was so negative about the business and it is what it is. You know you did it and your still using that name even thought it’s not your god given name

A: Well I think that everything that she has now is because of what she did before

CC: Of course

A: The scandal was the best PR anybody could have asked for

CC: She was just another pretty face. And she’s not that good of an actress. She’s was a total one trick pony. I’m mean she’s cute and she’s beautiful but she’s no Shakespearian actress.
I just think it’s so important to take responsibility for your own actions

A: Yeah, and I don’t think she did that in her book at all. I mean I don’t think she panned the porn industry

CC: All 20 pages about the porn industry? I could care less about that TV pilot she did from the 80’s

A: Yeah she did pan it. Then she talks about how boring she is and she doesn’t talk a lot about the drugs she did. You were very honest about the drugs I thought that was great. Like I’ve had issues with cocaine so reading your story was cool

CC: And it was fun I’m so glad I had a little run when I was younger. And yet like now I couldn’t imagine ever doing it but I even look back at that and think wow I was so young and it was kind of fun

A: When you’re 18, I mean if I had done cocaine when I was 18 I probably would have had fun too but I did it a little bit later and I was like whoa this is crazy I gotta stop this.
So was that true that was the last time you took it

CC: Yes, I think I was like 20 maybe 21. I don’t even drink anymore. I mean I have habits like I love coffee and smoke cigarettes but I’m so in fear of losing control. I think I went the opposite was and now that I have a daughter I so don’t want to drink because like

A: You have to wake up in the morning and you have to be like energetic

CC: And yeah I don’t want her to be like why is my mommy like this. And wonder why is mommy kissing that strange man. I was a real loosey goosy drunk too. So I just don’t really do anything. I’m just very boring that way. I just don’t anymore

A: You know what it’s not boring though. I used to drink all the time and I’d do it every night it was crazy and I dried out for a year. And now I sit in front of my TV and watch Project Runway and sew.

CC: (Laughing) yeah and do a damn good job of sewing if I may add

A: Yeah that’s my fun. Like I come out here to Vegas and I have one drink and I’m wasted

CC: I get it though

A: Yeah it’s just hard losing control you’re right. There’s no way back

CC: An yet when I was in my 20’s it was great to lose control at a club I’d have 3 long island ice teas and throw up on some guy. He’d ask me out still

A: So when did you start going to school was it after you went back to porn

CC: Yes I enrolled in the Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising in Downtown LA in 89. Yeah I graduated in 91. And it was great I started off in fashion design and I realized that I can’t cut straight I can’t sew the bodice was a little off and the apex. I just couldn’t sew to save my life but I was really good at the business end of it and one of my teachers said you know Christy I think you might want to get into the marketing end of it. The design part isn’t working for you.

A: Design is hard

CC: Yeah I wasn’t good at the design or the sewing I mean I can sew a button on but I don’t have a visual for art. Like I’m not good. My house I had a decorator do it. I’m so bad. If I buy a pair of pants I have to buy the shirt the mannequin is wearing. I’m just no good at putting things together

A: Get a personal shopper that’s what they’re there for

CC: I like shopping on my own, I do. I’ve never had one of those personal shoppers

A: I used one once, I was going to a wedding and I couldn’t find anything that fit and I was in tears. So I asked the lady to bring me everything in white and black while I sat crying in the dressing room. And it worked out

CC: See that’s smart I should do that

A: If you’re in a bind, then do it. But if you like to shop then don’t

CC: I know I never thought of that. Also I have such an Armenian Italian body that total hourglass. The little waist the big hips and the big boobs the little back. It always seems like they bring me stuff and say of try this on and it’s like a strapless and I say oh I can’t wear that I need to wear a bra. And they would say oh you can wear a strapless bra. No I’m like look I’m a 36DD my boobs will flop right out of that strapless. So usually people don’t know my body. It’s easier to just do it on my own sometimes. And yes the funny thing is I was doing some work for Playboy TV last year and the wardrobe girl knew my body. She was so good. Everything she got me was perfect. So a good one yes gets it. I ended up buying a bunch of clothes that she bought and I thought Oh my god I never would have picked this skirt out or this blouse. So you’re right a good personal shopper that understands my body is a good thing

A: When I was in design my biggest problem was that I couldn’t do me. Because I have the same body you do, big, small, big. And I do have a small back. I have no idea what my bra size is. I know I’m a double d but I can go anywhere from a 34 to a 38

CC: Wow, see I’m pretty true 36 double D

A: Well I go to target to buy my bras. I don’t go to Victoria Secret

CC: They don’t have good bras though (Victoria’s Secret)

A: Yeah?

CC: I go there, this sounds so cheesy but, my fans will send me Victoria Secret Gift cards for my birthday or Christmas. So I always go there and use them but the bra’s don’t last long. They do for like 60 days and then they’re like just thrashed.

A: Big boobs are hard

CC: Sometimes I just go to Macy’s and get some good expensive ones

A: Wacol is always good

CC: Yeah exactly or Josie I think has good ones. But Bra shopping for me is no fun. Cause you see the really cute ones in like 36 C and you can’t get them because they don’t make them bigger and thy aren’t that big so they should make them

A: I know I have like cute bra’s but I plop right out of them so I wear them for pretty party night you know where they won’t be on for very long. Like when I’m going to take my clothes off in like 5 minutes

CC: Exactly

A: So you went into merchandising then. Did you do anything with that?

CC: Not exactly. I was stripping at the time and working for Vivid. So I’d go to school Monday Tuesday and then I’d take a red eye out Tuesday night. Strip Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday come back on Sunday and be back in school on Monday it was a great dual life and at the end of out two years they had people come from Nordstrom’s and Macys and they said ok we start our assistant managers out at 20K a year and I’m thinking that’s about a week on the road

A: When was that? What year was that?

CC: 91. And I thought, I didn’t go to school to get a job at Macy’s or I Magnin. I went because I loved the normalcy of it. It was so normal and there were normal people in school

A: You had that great party where you invited your school friends over and had facials and did your nails, like you said in your book.

CC: Right. And I had these girl friends that knew nothing about my porn life. I was like 23 and they were like 18. They didn’t watch porn they didn’t know who I was. Like if you don’t watch porn you’re never going to know who a porn star is except for someone like Jenna Jameson who truly has crossed to the other side or Traci Lords for the notoriety. But they didn’t know who I was until the very end and then one of the guys, not that I have anything against men (in the fashion industry) but I thought they were all gay except one apparently wasn’t and saw me at a bachelor party and was like I go to college with that girl! And then it got around but no one cared b/c they all knew me at that point. It wasn’t like I walked in and the neon sign “porn star”. But I loved it b/c it was just such a different life for me you know. Saturday night I’d be stripping to like 400 people in a club and by Monday morning I’d have the glasses on and the little school clothing and turned in my book reports. It was great for that complete opposite life. It kept me really balanced it didn’t make me too porned out

A: Yeah that’s good really nice

CC: It really was it was really good expensive therapy (laughing). It was the best it was really, really fun but no I didn’t do anything with it except, this sounds so cheesy, when I would go on the road and I would sell 8x10’s I would use what I learned in marketing which was to use what the retailer wants the most in front. So I’d put the really explicit nude 8x10. After each show we’d sell pictures and t-shirts and movies so I’d put the total explicit spread eagle shots up front or like the really hardcore box covers up front (laughing). That’s about all I learned. Show the buyer what they want.

A: Well you know hey, it works and honestly in merchandising you don’t really learn much in school until you actually get into the real world. So if you had gotten a job as a buyer you know what to do. That’s the same way with design. Like I learned how to sew but I already had the art. I already had the colors and knew what I wanted to do. And I didn’t learn how to sew well until after school. Until I kept doing it an doing it

C: That’s life. When I got my radio show here at playboy it was like you want me to be on the air (laughing)? I have no experience. And it took like a few months and once you get your stride. And the listeners luckily didn’t pick up on it. But I just, I loved school. I went on to another school after I graduated. American College I think it was called. I thought well I want to get my four year degree now but within the first week, there were all these nasty type of guys and they knew who I was from day one and they made it so uncomfortable. I’d be giving a book report standing up at the podium and they would go “Victim of Love Part One” and I just thought you know I don’t want to spend thousands every quarter not to feel comfortable. But I thought I have my two year degree and there isn’t really anything I want to do with my this degree it’s just to hang on my wall

A: But it’s good. Like you said it was good therapy

CC: It was it was really such a fun experience

A: Yeah and it probably kept you really grounded
So you go back in and you do a couple movies. How many movies did you do the second time?

CC: The second time was in 89 and I did 8 for Canyon Video which was Video Exclusives I left them a year later and went to Vivid and probably did about two dozen for Vivid. I went with Vivid in 1990 and I quit in I think in 93 for like six months. And then came back in 94 and quit for good in 97.
But it’s so funny people on Myspace or my email say “You know I’m a new porn star and I’m would love for you to be in my next film” and I’m thinking NOOO YA WOULD? Like of course you would so I just always email back and say thanks but no thanks. If I ever made another film it would obviously be for Vivid.

A: I friended you on there (myspace) and you haven’t responded

CC: I am so bad at that! I have over 400 emails

A: That’s Ok

CC: I accepted you I’m sure?

A: I don’t thinks so. The first time I did it was right after I talked to you and set this (the interview) up. Then I took it down cause I thought maybe that’s not her. A lot of those are not the real people.

CC: That one is me I’m just bad. I always answer my personal emails at Christycanyon11@aol.com. Myspace is bad because I had like 500 emails and I got it down to 400 and by the time I shut it down it was back up to like 450 and I thought OMG what do I do. That’s like something I do when I have an extra half hour to kill. Like if I just need to vegetate. Like after I put my daughter to be and I just totally want to zone then I’ll do that. But I so don’t ever hardly answer them.

A: All right what I’ll do is send you my link and you can go there and friend me and I’ll just accept you that way

CC: OK yeah send me your link

A: Yeah it would be fun. I use myspace basically to promote the blog to promote mrskin to promote anything I want to do on the side. So it would be good to have you on my front page b/c everybody knows about this interview

CC: The other day I had accepted like 500 friends. It was Wednesday when I had my face mask on for 8 hours and I didn’t go out except to pick my daughter up

A: Ok Maybe. I’ll check

CC: So like it’s crazy the MySpace

A: It’s the most popular site. If you go to Alexa which is the site ratings site where you can find out what sites are the hottest and myspace is on top.

CC: And I like having something on there but if I didn’t start my own somebody else would have done a bogus CC so I got it but it’s just so the last thing I have time to do

A: I don’t spend as much time on there as I used to. I get a lot of perverted emails and I’d say I get like 20 a day. Nothing like 500. But I do get a lot of like crazy ones

CC: Yeah like “Hit me up Baby”

A: Totally and I think they blanket email them and I can’t figure out how they do it

CC: Yes that’s the other thing, they just mass mail

A: Yeah and I don’t know how that happens b/c I haven’t been able to mass mail unless you go in and click every single person

CC: There is a way to do it. A friend of mine was helping with that and when I had an appearance somewhere he knew how to send a mass email

A: Well that’s a bulletin, which is a mass email that goes to all of your friends

CC: Maybe that was it

A: But if you have that many friends, like I have 800 friends and when someone puts a bulletin up it’s like gone in 8 seconds

CC: Right

A: Plus, I’m afraid to look at bulletin b/c they are like those stupid emails that say if you don’t send this to ten people

CC: Like a chain letter

A: Yeah and I fall for that stuff so I only click on people I know to see what they are doing

CC: It’s (myspace) fun sometimes. Like if I get here (Playboy studios) early, I’ll go in the kitchen cafeteria and log on real quick and answer 20 or something.

A: I don’t even answer I just blog answer a thanks for writing I can’t answer all of you

CC: That’s smart but they always have questions like what was the last movie you did? Or how’d you get into the business? That kind of thing

A: What was the last movie you did?

CC: The last movie I did was, the boy girl one I did was Domination Nation part 1 and 2. And then I did one more after that Where The Boys Aren’t Number 9. Which were always fun, OMG I love the where the boy’s aren’t series

Tim: yeah! (Tim is my friend from Vegas who was lucky enough to be invited to go with me)

CC you have it?

Tim: I have that one I can’t remember if it was 7 or nine

CC: I was in 5 6 7 and 9

Tim: SO I have it either way

CC: Well don’t lose them because they’re discontinued

Tim: Really?

A: Well they (Tim and friends) would have this thing where they would trade off their porn and he had a Ginger Lynn one Suzy Super Slut and I loved it

CC: (laughing) is she Suzy?

A: yeah she’s Suzy and I thought it was excellent. He would have all these porn tapes and this was before we were dating and I would just go in his room during the day and be like oooh lets play with this one. But he got rid of that one (Suzy) and I was pretty pissed

Tim: yeah we rotated quite a bit

CC: isn’t it funny just to say tapes? They are so outdated now.

Tim: I literally have like 6 milk crates of tapes in my storage

CC: transfer them all to DVD. If you really like them

Tim: Oh it’s going to cost me thousands

A: no you can do that

A: so let me ask you a little bit about Video Exclusives. Do you ever talk to Tina anymore?

CC: You know we actually got in touch maybe three years ago. A friend of a friend had her number and I said well have her email me cause like again I’m going back to so much time had past. She was a horrible friend and yet she got into drugs and she just changed. And the end result by getting to Vivid was so fucking awesome that you look at it and you go you know what it was a blessing in disguise. Yes I got ripped from all my royalties down the road from them but you know what sometimes money is so not everything. So then we actually Tina and I talked about three years ago and in her email she was like oh you know I’m clean and sober now. She was living in a different state which I wont say on air for her protection. And I was talking to her one night and she’s like yeah I just took a sleeping pill so if I get a little like groggy. And I’m thinking you’re not clean you’re not sober. And then she sent an email and it said you know Marc, her ex husband, he’s been so good to me. And I was like he wasn’t good to you he wasn’t good to me. And I just thought you know I’m done with her. I’m not going there again. I’m totally over that phase of my life and I said you know this isn’t going to work as a friendship. There is too much water under that bridge so. She just hadn’t matured like she hadn’t grown in that time she was still living off her, like she had gotten millions in her alimony settlement and blew through it. I just can’t, you know when life’s too good and you don’t want to go back to certain places. And yes if I saw her we’d hug and this and that but it’s so weird with me. Ones I’m done with a friendship I’m just like done with it. Sometimes they just play their course in your life.

A: For a while when I was younger I was kinda back and forth but now I’m the same way. When I’m done I’m done.

Tim: you always try to save it likes there’s high stakes in keeping a good friendship. But once you don’t care if it’s saved or not it’s pretty much run it’s course

CC: Right. And for a certain time in my life she was awesome. Like I remember when I quit the business in 85 and I worked for my dad I still stayed in touch with Tina. And When I was going through a bunch of stuff with Michael the producer guy in the porn business, she would like…I remember once we (Michael and CC) were fighting really badly she sent me a ticket to go visit her in Indiana and like she was so there

A; That’s when you decided to go back. Or I think you were thinking about it

CC: No cause that was right after I quit but it was like we had such a good friendship for so long and then it just kind of dissolved and we both went in different directions. And like there’s no ill feelings but like certain people you just don’t have time for. Where like their life hasn’t really changed and yours has and you just don’t have anything in common anymore and that’s how it was with her

A: Speaking of friends, how did you meet up with Victoria?

CC: Through a website company, we did like a layout once together with Nina Hartley and that was in 89 or 90 and I met her on the set and I thought she was really nice

A: I remember you did talk about it in your book about how one of the guys wanted to date her or something, one of the guys that you dated said she was a bitch or something (LAUGHING) AND

CC: Someone I dated…Oh God I forgot the fake name I gave him

A: Yeah with the weirdo guy with the weird pants

CC: Yes OMG what did I call him in the book? He was a set director. OMG he was a wacko though. But she’s great. Like in 95 we got together as friends b/c we were going to do this website thing. Websites were the thing, “we could all make millions”. So we did the website and millions turned into about $200 dollars (laughing). And after like 3 months I pulled out the deal b/c I wasn’t making anything, and yet I knew that they were which was frustrating. People sometimes are like are so shortsighted b/c you could rip me off and I still won’t know. It’s anarchy on the web you don’t know anything. But to get a check for like two three hundred it’s like don’t insult me. But then she pulled out eventually and it’s like you don’t have regrets b/c you always get the silver lining, we became best friends from this shit deal that we were in together.

A: And you danced together

CC: We did toward the end of both our dancing careers like the last year we would only go out on the road together

A: And it looks like fun, I saw the pictures

CC: Oh it was so much fun. Oh on the web site that’s right! How’d you like the website Christycanyon.com. Now Vivid runs it and I totally trust them

A: The pictures from the show are fantastic, I totally want to come on your show and like play with you guys

CC: This show, OMG any time you want to come on

A: Really

CC: I swear to god and I wont have my peely face (Christy’s face was peeling from a chemical peel she had done a few days before)

A: Good cause I saw you guys like pouring food on yourselves and I was like I want to do that

CC: OMG every Friday on Playboy radio we have sploshing. And it started out where this caller called in our first week and he said I had my wife sit on a jelly donut and it was like so erotic. And Ginger’s like, I don’t get it. So she brought in a dozen jelly donuts the next day and sat on one. And you know what it is erotic. She sat on one and the jelly just oozed out and I like licked it from in between her legs and it was yummy and our fingers were all in it. And so we decided that every Friday we were going to sit in something different starting from the beginning of the alphabet. The first week I think I sat in Angel Hair pasta and that was up there. So we do something different every week now

A: That sounds like so much fun

CC: Yeah. This whole corner (she motions to corner or studio with tons of props) is all of our paraphernalia, you know like dildos and lubes and massage oils

A: Do you do that on the air do you stick…

CC: We are not allowed to do insertion. Yeah it’s the only thing that we can’t do

A: Well yeah that’s great, I will come on your show that would be wonderful.
So now girly questions

CC: Do you get chemical peels? Yes! (Laughing)

A: So you like to shop, clothing shopping or every shopping? Grocery shopping? Like you don’t cook do you

CC: NOOOOO! I don’t cook at all now, pasta for my daughter now cause I have to. Like today for lunch, I feel so bad, she got like frozen pizza. But it’s better than what the orphanage was giving her. But I get good to go food. Like to date she has never had any fast food at all.

A: Good for you

CC: Well like pizza from like the local pizzeria but she’s never been to MacDonald’s or Jack in the Crap or anything like that

A: That’s very good. I quit fast food after I left Detroit, which was like 4 years ago. They had tons of fast food places like white castle on every corner and taco bell. I would go to pizza hut just to have a good pizza. That’s horrible. I’m from Chicago and I’m used to really good pizza and I’m eating pizza hut and going this is all I can do. So after I got back I said I’m never going to a fast food place again. Although I did one night go to White Castle

A: Oh they are so good. Especially when you’re drunk

CC: Yeah I was drunk

A: Oh my god I remember a few years ago I was really drunk and I went to like Jack in the box, five years ago and just had four or five things and it just tasted so good

Tim: and the next day you feel it

CC: I know but at least I didn’t have a bad hangover, I mean all that grease just soaked it right up
I actually like to grocery shop, I think it’s fun

A: Well I’m a cook I love to cook and I love grocery shopping

CC: That is just the one thing I never mastered. I lived alone for so long that I though why cook for myself when I could go tot the to go counter at the local market and get this awesome salmon that’s already made with sauce and everything. And then my first marriage was only 5 weeks. But then the second one he cooked and the third one he cooked and so I never had to. When I was single I dated a lot so I’d go out to eat and if I didn’t like the guy or care what he thought I would just get the food to go. I’d be like “ Can I get a to go bag for the rest of it”?

(all laughing)

A: You’re married now right?

CC: Yes

A: Ok Good. To Grant right?
He’s adorable

CC: He is

A: You don’t talk about him in your first book

CC: You know why cause my first book cuts off at that

A: So are you writing-did you write the second one?

CC: No (sighs)

A: Can you please? Everybody is so excited about it.

CC: I have no time. I got through half of it and then I adopted my daughter, got this job three hours a day and so I just don’t have time. I ‘m with my daughter until I drop her off at school at one then come home, get ready, get to work at 3:30, home at 7:15, stay with my daughter for a while. I just don’t have time. It’s the kind of thing that will be there forever if I want to do in five years from now. Book one was just like a fluke. I never thought of writing book until I started this writing class. And then all of our stories were about whatever we wanted to write about so every week I would come to class with this story and I was about the porn business or about my family. The teacher was like OMG Christy these stories are like so intricate. The other students in the class were like “what are you going to read today” they were fascinated. And he said you know if you just get a few extra stories and just start bridging the stories together you have a book.

A: And it was really good

CC: Oh Thank you

A: Well you could tell you wrote it

CC: I did and I shopped it around at the beginning through an agent and I just didn’t like any of the offers that were offered to me. There were like 3. And it was just like thank god I didn’t need $20,000. I did it because I loved doing this. And I thought if I get that 20 grand I’ll never see another dime and I’ll lose total control over this book. And now I still sell it three years later. It’s my baby. I’m in the third printing. I’m in the third run. Somebody emailed me the other day from some agency and said oh we’re interested in publishing your second book and it was legit but it was a little publishing house. I wrote back unless you’re offering 100 thousand I’m not interested

A: So you didn’t hear back from them

(all laughing)

CC: No, I just would never want to sell out. Like a few people that were interested in the book at a low price were like well we want to change this and I thought this is mine. I don’t want to change anything. I knew from my fan club alone I would make more than I was offered in the first week. And thank god with the era of technology with Amazon and ebay. Ebay pulled my book for like 4 months b/c they said it was pornographic. I emailed them and said I’m very insulted this is my life.

A: It’s not bad compared to some of the stuff out there

CC: Right if they could sell Lady Chatterley’s lover then they can sell my book. And eventually they took it back but they were pretty tough on me

A: How well do you do with your auction? You sell your underwear and stuff like that. How well do you do with that?

CC: Really well

A: Maybe I should sell my underwear I bet I could sell my underwear

CC: You can’t sell it on Ebay though. You can sell it on EStar bids. Ebay is pretty strict these days. I first started selling on Ebay when I quit dancing in 2000. I went to writing school and I though OK what am I going to do? Obviously I need to make something cause I can’t just sit around I’m too hyper in that way. And my brother-in-law said OMG Christy have you ever thought of selling your dance costumes, or movie memorabilia on Ebay? And Ebay was really easy going in the year 2000. They got strict like 2 or 3 years later. I used to sell nylons and I used to say I just got fucked all night in them. And now it’s just really strict

A: Well I remember you could buy one of the Olsen twins underwear. Somebody found underwear on the beach where one of the twins was laying out with her boyfriend

CC: How did they know it was theirs though?

A: He said that she and her boyfriend were on the beach and after they left he walked over and found this pair of underwear. So he sold it on EBay. I used to surf around on there and find all this funny stuff on there. Like there was this haunted toy that had the best story. It was just funny

CC: Ebay is funny

A: Now when you sell your underwear on Ebay do you wash them first?

CC: No I really don’t. When I sell them on ebay I legally have to write this item has been laundered. People email me and ask me if I can wear them for one more week and I write back by Ebays standard I have to say that these have been washed

A: Well that’s pretty hot. I’ve always wondered about that

CC: If you go to my site there is a link to Christy Canyon Auctions

A: I did click on one of them and it was just a list of stuff. I’ve been to your auction site and I have that linked to my site too

CC: Oh cool

A: I’ve got to get into the affiliate thing though I have to figure out how to do that.

CC: I’m not in the affiliate thing. I did it once and I didn’t like the result.

A: Well Vivid should have a site where you could get an affiliate link. You don’t have anything like that

CC: The way it was set up with me was it was through vivid and they had a company where they got like $30 for every member that they got for you. But that was even like the three day membership that only cost’s 9.95 and they still got their $30.

A: MrSkin has a good affiliate program and I’m not too schooled on it but I like to use it

CC: Vivid had a weird company they went through and it knocked me off 90%, someone was making a fortune off of me. And they were like well give it a few months and if they got you that member they get their $30 and you get the member forever. But I just wasn’t happy with this and I pulled out of it after a few months and I think Vivid eventually did too

A: Well MrSkin cash is his own and it’s pretty good

CC: Lets go back to girly stuff. What do you think your personal style is? What would you categorize it as?

A: I like the new trendy stuff for the most part. Like right now I’m really into True Religion jeans or Seven’s

A: I love Seven’s

CC: I do too, I think the pants that I’m wearing today before I put your skirt on are Sevens. I’m kind of like trendy I think

A: Yeah, your belt is pretty trendy.

CC: (Laughing)

A; I’m very conservative as far as dressing but I’m not conservative everywhere else

C;: ha ha ha! It’s those kinds of girls you have to watch out for.
(To Tim) you should get a few pictures of us talking. Just airbrush my face. I’m so bad you guys, I still have a film Camera you guys. How bad is that. You know lost of those photo’s on my site except for the ones taken here are all from my little cheap camera cause I love it and I know how to use it

A: Yeah, I know. This one (referring to my borrowed digital camera) I have no idea what’s going on. That’s McPadden’s, the editors camera. Mine is broken so I don’t know what to do.
So makeup! What brand of makeup do you use?

CC: Believe it or not I do wear makeup. Just a hodgepodge. Shesido foundation, Mac mascara, Mac lip liner, some Clinique eye shadows when I wear them. Just a variety.

A: So you do wear foundation

CC: Yes when I come to work I wear foundation especially when there is a guest.

A: I’ve been tanning and I find that I don’t need foundation as much

CC: You don’t. In fact I’m not supposed to need it after my wonderful mask. They said oh you will be so beautiful you won’t need anything so I’ll let you know. But it’s fun I love makeup.

A: I’m a Mac girl

CC: I love doing girl things, I love massages getting my nails done. I got them done today. I do them every three weeks.

A: That’s it?

CC: Yeah I get a fill. But I love doing anything new. Like botox. If it doesn’t include surgery I’m so there

A: I can’t wait until I can afford botox b/c I’m doing it

CC: (laughing) just charge it!

A: I have no problem with any kind of plastic surgery

CC: I don’t either I’ve never had but I don’t have a problem if someone else does it. But I just hate being on drugs. I got my eyes lazer radio karatonomity, where you scalpel it so I don’t need glasses. And I remember being on like Vicodin cause you’re in such pain when you wake up. But you can see! It was the best money I ever spent in 1996. I had a stigmatism and I was nearsighted I mean my eyes were just all fucked up and I remember like waking up and seeing the digital clock and being like oh. It was so liberating. I remember traveling on the road and being on the plane and I’d have to put my glasses in the little pocket in front of me and I remember throwing my glasses in my purse then getting to the hotel and putting them on and one of the lenses fell out and I couldn’t see the whole trip. So I thought I’m just getting the surgery. And it was the best. But back to surgery even though it wasn’t cosmetic or a face lift, I remember that horrible feeling of being out of it for a few days. And I’ve had surgery for female things like endometriosis and I remember thinking oh I hate surgery. So unless it’s necessary I don’t want to do surgery. Then again when I’m sixty I may change my mind but in the mean time I just try every new gizmo that’s out there

A: Well I used to weigh like 180 pounds I think about 5 years ago and I lost a ton of weight.

CC: How?

(Tim and Alix laugh)

CC: Drugs?

A: YES (laughing)

CC: Really, cause usually people gain it right back when they quit

A; Yeah I don’t know I just didn’t. I mean what happened was that when you do enough cocaine during the day your stomach shrinks and you can’t eat anything

CC: No but you talk up a storm and clean that mother fuckin house!

(all laugh)

A: I love that story (referring to Christy’s encounters with coke in her Book). I remember being so coked up that I was either going to sit in my bed and cry all day or clean the house

CC: Oh yeah there was no dirt in that grout (in the book she describes scrubbing the grout in between her bathroom tiles with a tooth brush for hours)

A: Ha that was so funny. No I was so depressed when I couldn’t do anymore coke and I don’t eat when I’m depressed

CC: I do

A: And when I quit drinking it was amazing. I had this face bloat that was so weird and when it went away I was happier.

CC: Wow that’s good. So you know what you got something good out of it

A: True from such an evil source. But you know I do have my fat and I wouldn’t mind having a little lypo but I don’t have the money for it

CC: Yeah I’d like to get rid of that thy fat right there. But you just get to a point where you don’t care anymore.

A: Plus I find that, I mean he thinks I’m fantastic looking naked (Tim)

CC: Damn Right

Exposing the Skirts

2007-01-08T23:18:00.000-06:00

It's agonizing sometimes trying to come up with a design to do the person you are designing for justice. At times I forget how to do it. I have to reach in really deep to find inspiration. My best designs are usually inspired by a sexual feeling. Honestly, when I get turned on I come up with some really fantastic and beautiful clothing. Christy was a cinch. Her skirts had an unfinished look. I wanted to portray the idea of them being a bit undone like seeing them from underneath. The exposed stitching was supposed to be like exposing the inside. I also wanted them to hug her hips and ass but at the same time flair out so they would sway while she walked showing off her perfect legs. The first skirt was made up of twelve 18x5" strips in forest green, silver and olive green all sewn together. It takes a great deal of precision and detailed work. I am a perfectionist so I attached each strip to the other very slowly by hand being careful to get each piece perfect. It is a task that has to be done on the floor and I can't wear anything except my underwear so that my clothes don't catch the fabric and make it uneven. The silk always feels good rubbing up against my skin. Sometimes I have to straddle the pattern and as I stretch I get warm from the small amount of exertion I put forth. Usually, I can smell the sweat from my crotch which makes it much more sexual. I don't rub myself against the fabric but I get close to it. Making the green skirt made me so wet that I had to stop a few times and pop in Dirty Letters and masturbate next to it. I was careful not to get my cum on the fabric. I wanted it to be perfect even though the idea of Christy's skin touching my cum made me orgasm over and over again. Finishing the skirt almost made me sad.

The pink skirt was made the same way except I wanted to emphasize her pussy. To do this, I centered one of the pink strips of fabric in the middle over her crotch rather than layering the strips on top of each other symmetrically. I picked the two different shades of pink to represent the shades of the vagina. Silver, of course, represented the juice that oozes out after one mind-blowing climax that makes the clit flush and pink. I also imagine Christy to taste like a lovely blush champagne which also inspired me to use the pink colors.

Ultimately, seeing Christy in the garment that I put so much of myself into thinking about how much she meant to me was the best. This is why I design clothing. This is why I made Christy the skirt. This is the one way I can show someone how much they have inspired me and helped me become who I am.

Latest email from Christy

2006-12-27T11:15:00.001-06:00

I have been neglecting the Christy blog. I've been very involved with "Naked" and Elske that I haven't had time. I thought today I'd remind myself and everyone how wonderful Christy is. This is an email she sent a while back before the interview came out. I'm not sure if I posted it before. It doesn't matter really as long as it makes me smile. And that it does. Note how thoughtful she is by telling me how talented I am. This is a great example of how she treats people. Her generosity is phenomenal and makes me so dedicated to her.
The picture may also be a repeat but she just looks so beautiful in my skirt that I couldn't help it.

(From me to Christy)

Hi,

I just finished the interview my editor, cut it down to the proper Skinterview size. I kicked and screamed but what can I do. He can't publish a 12,000 word interview. I have to say that transcribing the interview, as tedious as it was, turned out to be great because I got to re-live our time time together.

I contacted Marie through MySpace. If you could mention it to her that would be great. (An interview with her would be good too. I want to do all women in the industry.) I really want to come on the show on a Friday when you do your sploshing. I think in my last email, I mentioned late February, around my birthday. I'm going to be XXXX!

Also, you said you could get me in touch with other actresses that I could interview. If you could ask around or get me some contact info I would be forever grateful.

How does your daughter like her blanket? And how does the pink skirt look on? I love to make more for you so just say the word. I'm a whiz with pleating.

Take care Christy,

I hope to hear from you soon!

Alix
xxxooo

(Reply from Christy)

You are soooo sweet! I cant WAIT to see the final cut that they did on Mr. Skin! PLEASE let me know when it is done!!! Email me a number I can give to Ginger for you to interview her.....As far as Marie, she is a VERY private person so I will leave that one up to you to try to get an interview out of!
My daughter LOVES her blanket! Thanks again! It is sooo soft and what a beautiful design you did. You are so talented. My skirts are PERFECT on my body. Again, you REALLY do know every inch of me!!!

Christy

Victim Of Love 2 Part 3

2006-12-19T21:51:00.000-06:00

Ok where did I leave off? Oh yeah!

Mark talks to Jammie about Bella Lugosi some more. Come on guy, let it go! He then says he can't get enough of Jammie but he doesn't want to leave Christy. Jammie says she wants to meet Christy.

Mark's friend comes by and there is all this dialogue...bla bla bla! No gay sex, I'm bored!

At the book shop Mark confronts Christy. Words can not begin to describe how amazing Christy is. Her line to him is "You're just another honey prick who wants his cunt and eat it too." Who writes this stuff? Reading it it looks ridiculous but when Christy says it she sounds so powerful and sexy. Christy agrees to let Mark bring Jammie to her house the next night to "even the score".

This is the first girl girl scene I ever saw. When I was 19 and naive I thought it was great. Now I kinda giggle at how tame it is. Christy towers over Jammie. She could eat her up and she does. It's a very slow scene and is good for showing off the beauty of both girls. Obviously, Christy is the better of the two with her soft curvy body and her dark, wet pussy. It's a no brainer. But I can I understand why Mark would want two completely opposite women. It's a beautiful scene but honestly I waited so long to recap it because I couldn't get off as hard as I wanted to. My orgasm was a little flutter and I just enjoyed watching the two girls go down on each other and then turned the movie off.

This movie was important to me becasue it showed me a large breasted woman with a body. She didn't look like playboy centerfolds-all blond and cute with little pussies and no meat on their bones. My body is not like a playboy centerfold and at 19 I thought that men wanted women like that. Christy Canyon not only changed my perception of what men wanted she changed my perception of myself. I no longer felt huge and awkward. I knew my boobs were great but I began to like my pussy and ass too. It was very freeing and really gave me strength to go after what I wanted. This might sound bizarre but porn and sex really help me gain confidence. I don't think I am exploiting myself by posing naked. I enjoy knowing that people want to see women like me with real bodies. We need to break the cycle of anorexic and heroin chic stereotypes. Did you know that heroin addicts don't shit for weeks and their stomachs get all bloated? Gross! And if you fuck an anorexic chic you'll most likely break her pelvis because her bones will be so brittle from malnutrition! Some women are naturally thin and I'm not knocking them but we are obsessed with Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie who both snort powder up there noses and don't eat for weeks. I'm also not saying lets all just get fat an roll around that's not healthy either. And by the way "Fat Burlesque" needs to go! Out! Stop It! Yuck! I hear fart noises when I see that shit!

Just eat normally and get exercise and stop worrying about how much you weigh. This is my philosophy. And I'm glad you think it looks good.

Off my soap box and back to Christy. Right now she's fucking Janine with a strap on in Where the Boy's Aren't 6, and my pussy is screaming for attention. I have to fuck myself now guys and I'll lick my fingers clean and tell you all about it later.

Thanks for the donations that some of you made. Those small donations get more pictures posted. It's so nice to get support from you guys keep it coming and keep me cumming!

Victim of Love 2 part 2

2006-12-16T17:11:00.000-06:00

As usual I over masturbate when I watch these. Vibrators can be hard on the clitoris and need to be used sparingly. I'm just so lazy. So I have opted to watching these with others and playing with them. Tongues are wonderful. Licking is heaven and I
want to be your ice cream cone and you can be my sucker!

Back to the movie. We left off with Christy smearing moulding clay all over my body. When she put the clay over my pussy I got wet and so did the clay. OOOHHH!

The next scene is hot and why I love to have two men at once. I'm stealing the word "finger cuffs" from Chasing Amy because it's easier to type. I love to be finger cuffs!
Jammie, Mark and Howard are back from their pizza. Jammie goes to change while Mark and Howard engage in small talk. Bella Lugosi is mentioned. Like I said earlier, Mark is supposed to be somewhat of a movie buff. Then Mark says to Howard, "don't you think it's weird, you, me and Jamie?" To which Howard replies, "no, but you can leave if you want." Right on cue Jammie comes out in a gold, crushed velvet leotard. In between Mark and Howard Jammie is getting the Queen treatment: four hands and two mouths all over her body. She must be in heaven! Howard eats Jammie while Mark kisses her. And then she looks at Howard and her face made me cum. She looks so awesome and full of ecstasy. Howard must be doing a really good job. Then Mark face fucks Jammie as Howard fucks her pussy from behind. There is a difference between face fucking and blow jobs. The woman is in control during a blow job and the man is in control during face fucking. Either one is mind blowing. The boys switch positions and Jammie just looks so dizzy from pleasure. I came here. She just looked so hot and the penises were all over the place. I loved it. Next we see Jammie sitting on Mark with her back to him. This is a nice postilion and it was good for Howard because his cock had easy access to her mouth while he stood on the coffee table. Both Men's faces are contorted it's cute and funny. Jammie has small tits so they bounce like little cups of jello and her hair is flying all over. Moans and yelps come from her and me. The guys just go "Ahhh!" every now and then. Howard is now lying on the couch and Jammie is cowgirling him while Mark stands straddling Howard's shoulders so he can face fuck Jammie some more. Don't worry guys Howard's eyes are on Jammie. Next, the three are masturbating separately. Mark is in a chair, Jammie is on her knees on the couch with her ass pointed outward and her hands on the back of the couch. Howard is on the other end of the couch stroking himself. Both men have all eyes on Jammie as she entices Howard over to her. Howard climbs on top of her and pounds a screaming orgasm out of her. Her face says it all! Ecstasy! Good Job TT Boy! He squirts his jizz all over her stomach. She lazily rolls over and goes to Mark and sucks his dick while he sits in the couch. Her technique is masterful. She then pulls her mouth off and jerks him with both hands until he sprays all over her chest and chin. She says something to him and I can't make it out cause I'm to busy panting from my own orgasm.

And the final scene will have to be in another post. I'm exhausted and as you can see am in need of a cold shower.

Victim Of Love 2

2006-12-16T08:02:00.000-06:00

This may take two posts because I'm going to do the whole movie and not just the Christy scenes. A friend of mine said once that porno like this one was not hard core enough for him. He likes seeing girls tied up and rammed in the ass. I should give him my Rocco porn and watch his expression when the hot girl takes off her pants to reveal a penis and then gets fucked in the ass while she fucks another girl in the ass. I think he'd secretly like it but of course tell me I was a freak and then steal it from me later.

Victim of Love 2 was indeed the first porn I saw Christy in. The very one that I say changed my life. Watching it now over 14 years later I have to giggle at how tame it is compared to some of the stuff I watch now. But still Christy is so beautiful that it knocks my panties of and make me shove two fingers in and then lick them. My cum tastes good and I'm proud Christy can make me do it.

The movies starts off with scenes From Victim Of Love 1 which I still can not find anywhere. Help me find it if it exists. Mark, Christy's husband is having an affair with Jammie (Summers). In the film the girls names are their real names but the guys have made up names-really who cares who they are. The men are Randy Spears and TT Boy. Yes the same TT Boy from Twisted. He's so cute and looks stoned throughout the movie. Randy Spears plays Mark and TT Boy plays Howard. Oh and there are three other people: a couple who don't appear too much in this movie and a guy named Devlen who is an artist. The writers put a good effort in the script and plot giving Christy a book shop to own, Mark loves movies and Devlen is an artist who paints nudes. Oh, and the couple who are nameless are having trouble in their marriage and the husband is in love with Christy-get in line Buddy, I get her first! So as usual, I love this movie because there is a plot and it makes it easier to watch and not fast-forward as I do with the Gonzo stuff out now.

In the scenes from the prequel Jammie is wearing the cutest pink two piece that I have to own. She also says "shut up and fuck me" a line I use frequently. In fact last night I used it and I'm loving the way my pussy feels after a real good fucking! I know his dick was there and I can't stop thinking about it. He also alternately fucked me and ate me out which is making my clit throb just thinking about it. Oh yes do that again!

Woo got a little side tracked! When my pussy quivers I can't help it.

Now the movies starts and there is this sappy music in the background. It's nice though. The film makers really put forth an effort and I appreciated. Mark enters his house and goes upstairs finding Christy on the bed with her shirt pulled up. She's circling her nipples with her manicured fingernails and she looks pissed. She is also wearing glasses-a very good look for her. She says to him "take a good look at my body cause this is the last time your ever going to see it!" She throws his books and poster at him and kicks him out. I'm a girl and I like this kind of action so I had my first orgasm during this scene. She was so strong and powerful while her tits swayed from side to side. She looks absolutely beautiful in this movie. My fingers were covered in so much come that I had to lick them clean and rest a bit.

Mark then goes to the nameless couples house and punches out the guy. I guess the nameless guy told Christy about Jammie and Mark.

We cut to Christy in her book shop. Devlen, a customer and friend, is in the shop and Christy asks him if he still wants to go out with her. He's kind of geeky but in a cute way. Chrsity just wants revenge and I love it. She's wearing her glasses and I turn my vibrator on.

Mark is at Jammie's house. She's explaining that she has a date with Howard but that Howard knows about Mark and is fine with it. Mark is like "What a threesome?" and Jammie answers "We were thinking about pizza." Good lines people, it made me giggle. Howard comes in and its none other than David (TT Boy) from Twisted! He's so cute. And I guess after the threesome with Christy in Twisted he's all for another one with Jammie.

Cut to Devlen's studio and Christy is looking at his naked artwork. She tells a stupid joke and then they start making out. I put my vibrator on setting two. Devlen goes to town on Christy's pussy she's squriming around and moaning. Then she lifts her head and watches him which totally makes my pussy water and I orgasm all over the vibrator. There was so much cum I'm surprised I didn't short out the circuits. I couldn't handle how awesome she looked spread eagle. Her face was mind blowing and I moaned so loud my neighbor probably got a hard on.
Christy then sucks his cock. She sucks it well too using her hand and mouth. It's pretty she looks good sucking cock. It was a good time to give my pussy a rest and just watch. Next, Devlen fucks her from behind. They are both standing and Christy is leaning over the table. To make it authentic I did the same only leaning over my coffee table on my knees and shoving the vibrator in and out from behind. Yes it worked. It was a little difficult but I like being on my knees. I pulled it out and placed it on my clit right before Devlin came-inside Christy! No money shot? I wanted to see it spray her ass. Oh well. Afterward, a naked Christy tells Devlin a fantasy she has about smoothing clay all over another woman's body. I turn over put the vibrator on my clit, close my eyes and with my free hand feel my tits pretending it's Christy doing it to me. I exploded screaming.

I had to stop at this point and call a friend again. I need to find some clay.

Stay tuned to part 2.

That's the end of part one.

Domination Nation

2006-12-03T09:44:00.000-06:00

It's early on Sunday and I'm waiting for someone. I hate waiting it sucks. When I want something I have to get it and I do eventually but until then I have TV, DVD's and the computer. Which brings me to my recap of Domination Nation.

This is a Vivid Feature and if you don't mind I'm just going to recap the Christy scenes. It was long and had a story line and I'm just too lazy to recap the whole thing. There are a lot of girls in this and I don't really know who they are. I tried to guess but when I go to websites to find out I end up wrong. So what I'm babbling about is don't expect names.
If you read my interview you'll know this is the last film Christy did. It was released in 1997. Dates get messy so don't go by what I say. It could have been made in 1996 and then released in 1997.

ON WITH IT!!!!

So the premise on the movie is that in the post-Armageddon world men die once they climax and women have all the power. Don't men jerk-off like 20 times a day? How can any man be alive? Christy plays Tank I think, the audio isn't very good and a lot of the words are hard to hear. She's the main woman in this new world. She has all the control. She's a red head in this. It's a good look. We start off with Christy waking up. Her head lazily lifts up above a hip curve that belongs to another red head laying in front of her. A bug scuttles across. She sees the man on the floor and she smiles remembering.

This is a good sex scene. The guy is hot and Christy is playing bad. Later in the movie we see how they get these men. They shoot them with lazer guns which are those souped up water guns that were so popular for a while. There was actual thought to the props which is awesome. At one point one of the captured men has a toy hammer in his hand for no reason really. He just has it. It's hilarious. So Christy and the other red head are struggling with this huge guy in chains. It's pretty hot. The guy does a good performance with his face and body cause there is no way these girls could have held him. I mean he's huge. I had like three orgasms masturbating to him alone. I watched this movie like 12 times in a row. It's very taxing work all this research to write one of these things. You really need to feel the characters and study their anatomy-you know to find out their motivation and depth of character. No I'm not drunk! You have no idea how serious I take this. I need to feel like I have these characters inside me in order to analyze these movies properly. It's very important work. And one day I will get a prize other than wet panties.

While Fabio is struggling with the girls Christy is saying cute little things like "nice nipples" and I love her a lot right now because I really like nipples on a guy. I like sucking on nipples while I'm getting fucked. Doing it right back makes me feel good about getting it done to me. The girls get Fabio on the floor and put this arm band on him. It's attached to a box with a bug in it. Yes the bug. The bug makes Fabio really dizzy and he stops struggling as much. So Christy and Little Red put him up against the wall. Little Red immediately starts blowing him while Christy just starts slapping, rubbing and licking him all over. I watched this over and over. Fabio was so quiet and he really looked scared. He didn't make much noise or say anything, he was good, really good! Christy and Little Red get him on the floor and Christy pulls off his pants and--here I about broke my clit--smelled them and rubbed them on her crotch. Oh My God! That was huge! I had to stop the movie and get up and clean something. I still think about it! I can't get it out of my head! I started to think about who I knew that would be able to come over and fuck me right away. And I did. And yes, I rubbed my crotch with their pants. I don't think these particular pair of pants are going to be washed for a while.

Little Red pulls off her pants. She's wearing a little black thong. She's really cute I have no idea who she is so somebody tell me, OK? Christy slides over, slaps Little Red's ass and snaps her thong. Once again I love Christy so much for the next line which is "Go away! This is my man!" I'm very lucky to have such a large pussy. There are lots of places on it for me to touch because at this point my clit was a little pink and raw from over use. So digging into the depths of my vagina for my fugitive g-spot was what I have to resort to now. It's always on the run but wants me to catch it. Most guys can't but I've found most of it's hiding places.

Christy starts sucking his penis. It's a good blow job scene. I give it a thumbs up. Not too long not too short and just enough struggle from the guy for my g-spot to be arrested. Blow jobs scenes are not my favorite. The girls look awkward and the guy too dominant. It's completely opposite in real life. I love sucking cock. I love it for a long time too. But the guy needs to get into it. I have to feel like he's trying really hard not to come. The struggle is the best part. When I have to physically move my body inches or feet to the right or left just to keep it in my mouth I cream all over. It sucks when it pops out but is inevitable or else I'll make him pop and the fun will be over. Oh and no talking! Shut up! I'm not your baby or sexy cock sucker! Well, sometimes I am.

Little Red, who was banished for a bit, comes back in and tries to get some sucking herself. This gives Christy some time to take off her thong and we see her lint covered crotch! NO! I'm kidding! I had to put that in, you know for the pants. I can't keep stopping to masturbate while I write this. I need a little comedy.
We see her manicured pubic hair. There is no real pattern just a circle of hair that's very short. It's pretty like Christy. She then takes off her dress and is completely naked except for her knee high black boots. It's the mid '90s and very hot. Still is today, wardrobe doesn't really matter when it comes to sex. Everything looks good when you're fucking.

"Titty fucking" I think it's called mostly. "Not easy" is what I call it. Little Red was handy. She could hold Christy's boobs together while she used her arms to do push ups on Fabio's very hard dick. That's what the other girl was for and when she was done Little Red went back into the corner then sadly, out the door.

Six position changes in this sex scene make it very educational. There's one I've done very little and need to do more. Then again sometimes I'm not really sure where my legs and could care less if they were cut off. Fabio gets into it now. Even though he knows he's going to die, as soon as Christy straddles him and slides it in he's helpless. We get a nice shot of Christy's ass while she gets it from below. Fabio then picks her up and whips her on to the bed. Legs at a ninety degree angle, Christy's gettin dick like she's never gotten it before and her face is exceptional! The next position is hard to describe. Christy is on her side and he's on his knees. Then her left leg goes between his legs and he goes into overdrive. He's going so fast my appartment is shaking. This is fun! Very fast! Christy's screaming, he's sweating and I'm just trying to keep up. Next is full on doggie style which is brilliant and I wish Christy had a pony tail because I can imagine the look she's making but I really want to see it. Finally we are back on the floor. Yes I'm there too. My couch broke, send me money for a new one. Fabio's puts forth his best effort while Christy is straddling him. She barely has to move he's doing all the work-good boy! Somehow next he's standing and spraying her tits with his man juice. It's fantastic! And in slow-mo. The camera focuses on Fabio's face and we hear a lion roar as he pulls the box off his arm and falls to the floor.

We cut to the present and Christy slaps Little Red awake. Little Red looks over at the beautiful heap of blond hair and man flesh dead on the floor. "He's all used up! I'll never get to him now." Little Red pouts and Christy sighs, "I promised you a man and I'll get you one. Now get dressed it's time to hunt."

I'm looking at my broken couch and big wet spot all over the floor and realize that this is enough of a recap for you. Go buy the movie for more.

Miss Julie Fab is the most Fab

2006-12-02T22:50:00.000-06:00

Tonight Julie Fab showed me how to use Photoshop and now I can post this picture. I'm not perfect and I don't care for zits. I didn't think you would either so here you go. I promise to get to Domination Nation soon. I fell in love with Christy in this movie and I can't wait to tell you why. And thank you James for those lovely words about cuming and cuming which is what I'm here for!

Domination Nation

2006-12-01T01:05:00.000-06:00

This is how I spent tonight...this is how I look and spend every night.

I still have Domination Nation and Where the Boys Aren't 5. I thought I was getting Victim of Love 2 but when I received my discs it wasn't there. But it was just not marked and double sided. So each time I popped the disc in I put it in on the same side. I sent it back angry and told Bush DVD that they sent me the wrong disc. They explained it to me and are sending it back. Today this guy told me I was technically challenged and I was a bit insulted, but he's right.

I popped Domination Nation in and watched the first scene with Christy in it. I really only wanted to get off so I didn't take notes. Maybe, I'll get to that this weekend. Sometimes girls masturbate themselves out. It's rare with me but it happens. The movie from what I saw looked good. Set in the future where women take men as prisoners and put some bug in a box on the man's arm to sedate him and then fuck the shit out of him. Nice. It might seem yucky with the bug but I'm open to it. I think sometimes yucky stuff is good. I'm not chocolate giver or piss drinker but a little dirt is OK. As long as the bug doesn't get on anything important I think I'll like the bug. They can do science fiction in porn too.

Lately I've been a little lax with this blog. The pictures are wearing me out. I am trying to get them perfect so you guys will be interested in buying them. But I'm technically challenged so I have to rely on other sources to help me.

It's also the holidays which wears everyone out. Most of the time I want to sit on my couch and eat chocolate all night.

But I need to pull it together and get right back into the swing of things. I've got a million things going on in my little head. Hopefully soon this will be a website and not just merely a blog. I want to interview more women and write that book. I have to meet with them in person, it's very important. As soon as Christmas is over I have to buy a plane ticket to LA and get over to Playboy Radio and splosh with Christy and Ginger. All these things to do! I can't wait though. Soon there will be more and more and more!

CC interview part two is up today!!!!!

2006-11-29T08:31:00.000-06:00

If you go there today you can see her on MrSkin's front page.

Of you miss it today it will be here including the pictures with me.

Thank you MrSkin!!!!

Twisted-part three

2006-11-28T20:13:00.000-06:00

Cropped picture number 2-orgasm face...where is my hand?

After the pillow orgasm, as I will affectionately call it, Christy and David are at work standing by a desk with some papers on it. This is good porn! When they cared about sets, it was a sucky set but it was more than a couch or a ... couch. Sofas seem to be the only thing I see in porn lately. No, I correct that, I do see a few beds. (I like the barely legal stuff because the surprise on their face is much more real the 100th time as opposed to the 1000th time.)

David is telling Christy that he has never cheated. But Marie has. He describes it to Christy he tells her that its-OMG!-with another girl. This launches us into a very nice lesbian scene. Marie is a brunette and she fucks a blond. The blond as small tits but huge aerolas! Marie is pretty well shaved, a nice little strip and the blond has barely any hair at all. They both enjoy a nice helping of cunnilingus. They both get really into it. The Blond does Marie first then Marie does the Blond. The Blond does a lot of jerking up on her elbows to look at what Marie is doing-this is hot to me. Then Marie brings out a pink penis shaped vibrator and starts fucking the Blond with it. This must have been before using the mouth to guide the dildo in and out became popular. It would have been good in this scene. Then we cut to Marie getting fucked by the Blond with a strap on. A white strap on. The infamous white dildo-where does it come from? Is it forshadowing? No it's probably all they had. This scene fades out as David voice overs, "there were just ways I couldn't satisfy Marie" Ah-ya-think?

I guess Christy feels bad for David so she gives him a long blowjob in his car. Unfortunately guys this is where Christy and I differ. I like to consume the penis, I want it all in my mouth and I want to suck on it like a sucker. Then I like to pull up slowly and suck really hard on the head before I let it go. My partners seem to like it. When guys tell me what to do I get frustrated. A girl can tell a guy how to give head but a guy telling a girl unless she's really inexperienced or if she gets over zealous and uses teeth, it's not OK. You are going to get off no matter what this is my time to play. That's my way of thinking. When you get a girl who likes to give head don't try to tell her how to improve her technique just enjoy it!

Now we come to the big fuck scene! Christy is on the phone with David and he's scared he wants to bring a friend in. She just wants him and tells him to come over alone. David doesn't listen to her but Christy seems happy enough with the friend Joey. This is where the movie gets cute because none of the characters know how to start. David suggests strip poker which is immediately ruled out then Christy says that on the count of three they take their tops off. The do and both guys are amazed! Christy is huge! DUH! 1-2-3 and the pants come off! Then its on to the action. She gives her expert BJs then Joey starts fucking her first. Her voice over is something like"Look at David all alone over there. Maybe he just likes to watch." Christy's breasts are bouncing all over the place. I think she left her bra on underneath them, probably for more support-see I told you she was smart. Then David fucks her, and Joey and David and Joey and and I just kept cumming and cumming throughout the whole scene it was so hot. I don't know how many times, I lost count. When I watched the movie the second time while making Christmas cards I noticed a bunch of very bad and unmatched voice overs. This still afflicts porn today and I'm not sure why. Is the actual noises people make that horrible? Some is done to make the scene seem longer. This one was authentic and lasted about 15 minutes (good for a porn flick with a plot) Joey came on her ass and David came on her tits just like she asked. Good boys follow instructions. Christy keeps asking David how it feels to be an adulterer. He never answers her.

The final scene is just David and Christy. He eats the shit out of her making her jerk and writhe all over the bed. He fucks her from behind then her on top (the order may be a little off don't get mad I was busy with myself). Then he is on top and she asks him to kiss her on the mouth but he can't. There is some back and forth then she says something like " You really are twisted"---AH the title then she says "But you feel great" and we fade to black.

Let's discuss, shall we?
I had lots of orgasms and fell like putting my panties up for sale-huh-any buyers? Didn't think so.
I loved this movie cause it tried to have a plot. I agree that there needs to be a lot of fucking in porn but I like there to be some kind of story leading up to the fucking. Christy kept saying that "against my better judgment, I knew David was falling in love with me." Yeah, I know, who cares, I don't but it's words and is a nice fantasy to have an younger man fall for an older woman and be nervous about it. That was hot. He was nervous. Her boobs intimidated him. It's so awesome.

Overall, despite the clothing, Christy was beautiful and a real woman. She makes me proud to be larger than what society has deemed as normal. I like that I wobble a little. And I have to say that the pictures of my ass from the latest shoot are incredible. I want to eat it it looks so good!

I hoped you enjoyed my recap and keep the orders coming. These pictures want you to have them.

Twisted-Part Two

2006-11-27T23:39:00.000-06:00

This might have to be a three parter guys. I watched the movie again and noticed more. I felt a little guilty because I watched the movie while I hand-made Christmas cards. What do I say here, "sorry I got a little messy with the glue?" "Or I don't know why the particular glue has a furberger smell to it! I bought it at Walgreens and we all know how corrupt Walgreens employees are!"

I think I'll continue the recap tomorrow night so I can go into something better. I called an ex boyfriend of mine and held the phone up to the TV speakers while Christy was climaxing. I then asked him if I sounded like that and he confirmed it. He said I sounded exactly like her. It was a little hard for him to hear over the phone but I must take credit where credit is due. I noticed during the movie that her voice would falter a little when she was about to come. Which is the same thing I do. The panting is the same the "Oh yeah, harder!" is the same. It's weird because like I said in the beginning, I hadn't seen her movie in over 14 years before I started watching them again. And it's not like I was loud to begin with. With my first boyfriend I hardly made a sound. It was the second one that made me scream. The same one I called tonight. He used to fuck me so hard and so fast and so furiously and I would be so wet and sore but for some reason I could still do it more and more. He taught me how to fuck really well. And how to get fucked really well. I got a lot of juice all over him over the years and he shot my tits hundreds of times sometimes even shooting over my head. Ahhh, the first guy that fucks you well you never forget. But it only gets better.

Since I didn't do the recap and I feel guilty here's a cropped, cropped! picture from the last shoot. If you want to see the whole thing you have to buy it.

Good night everyone.....

Twisted-Part One

2006-11-27T00:01:00.000-06:00

Tonight I watched Twisted starring Christy Canyon as Christy, T.T. Boy as David, Joey Silvera as Joey, Tera Heart as Marie and Carrie Bittner as the blond that Marie fucks. The movie was made in 1991 by Paul Thomas who also directed Comeback starring Christy in 1995. And Finally the writing credits go to Ariel Hart who did a good job. It's pretty apparent a woman wrote the script . Christy, the only woman with dialogue has the best lines and is in charge throughout the movie.

The movie starts out with Christy sitting at her desk . He voice over explains that she's been married and not very happy. She has never cheated but is seriously thinking about it. "Monogamy, it's a pretty thought but not very practical." My thoughts exactly Christy!

David walks in and is introduced as the new mail room clerk. He's hot, looks to be about 19 and Christy immediately notices his nice ass. She then fantasizes about sucking his cock while fucking herself with a white vibrator. It's pretty sexy. She's in her floral wrap dress that would make Diane von Furstenberg angry because Christy is getting her saliva and David's cum all over the front of it. Lets not even mention the juices flowing out of her pussy and onto the skirt of her dress as she alternately pushes the vibrator in and out of her cunt then rubs it all over her clit. Must have felt good. This is something I would really enjoy if I was a porn star, sucking cock while vibrating my clit to oblivion. Ah, but that time has passed. And if you read my interview with Christy you would know that she went into the industry because she didn't think she could do anything else. As for me I had goal-she said-I wanted to be a designer.

Christy's revere is interrupted when she remembers she is married so she decides to become David's friend. They go to lunch together and I almost puked when I saw the monstrous shoulder-padded denim jacket Christy was wearing. And I can't describe the Bedazzled lapels! Someone call that Tana bitch from the apprentice so she can get off and shut up about bedazzling everything. Tana's like 50 or something and she spend all her money on something my 8 year old niece thinks is lame. (I kinda want one though so I must be lame. I want to Bedazzle my underwear)

Back to the movie. David and Christy are at lunch and they talk about having problems in their marriages. Davis isn't married yet and having sex with his fiance is very difficult because they both live with their parents. Christy offers to appease him but it's just a ruse because she's a married woman. I believe she did this because she was wearing that horrible coat and her hair was a little flat. She probably didn't feel too pretty but wanted to throw it out there to see what his reaction would be. It was the right one.

Then we see David having sex with Marie, his fiance. Since this is not a scene with Christy the description will be brief:
She does a strip tease and masturbates for him.
He eats her ass.
Blow Job.
Cowgirl.
Doggie style.
He puts the infamous white vibrator in her ass.
He fucks her in the ass (this is not shown but when he tells Christy about it he tells her Marie loves it in the ass)
Money shot on Marie's ass.

Christy and David are eating again. He tells her that he fantasizes about her in a white bra, panties, white garterbelt and white stockings. David sucks on Christy's pussy while she's standing. She then pulls her tits out and licks each nipple. Then she cums and it's authentic because absententmindedly she grabs a pillow. Little details like that really get me off. Any reaction to an orgasm that you aren't aware of create pools in my panties. The pillow obviously wasn't in the script and she dug her nails in it and held on. When she was finally aware of it she tried to keep it out of the shot and put it down smiling a little at her little mishap. Another thing, this is the first time we get to see Christy's breasts. They are huge. I know they are huge I've touched them, but I'm always surprised. At my last photoshoot when I was going over the shots with the photographer I had the same reaction. Sometimes you just forget. And this photographer was good. The photo's are the best I've taken since I began this. I highly recommend buying some.

At this point I am going to stop. During this half of the movie I came four times: first because Christy ruins Diane von Furstenberg's dress with her juices, twice when David eats Cristy out and she grabs the pillow during climax and once when David eats Marie's ass-I love eating ass!

I'll conclude this tomorrow.

Sweet dreams.

Preview of new photoshoot

2006-11-24T20:57:00.000-06:00

As you know right before I got sick I had a photoshoot with Buzz. He was very patient with me because I'm not a professional model. He was quite a gentleman and he took so really fabulous photo's of me. Like this one. As usual, these pictures are for sale and if you are interested you can contact me at alixxx13@gmail.com. This photo is a tame one and I promise the others are not so innocent. We were trying to re-create the 1985 spread of Christy in Hustler. Since I'm a blond and not as sexy as she is the pictures turned out a bit more fun girl than sex pot. But you can be the judge of that.
Also, I'm trying to start my own website. Any help I can get from you computer geniuses out there I would really appreciate. Like what site do I go to? When I google it I get a ton of hosting places and I have no idea where to start. Help me!

The Interview is finally up!

2006-11-23T09:38:00.000-06:00

I haven't posted in a few days because I've been very ill. I woke up on Tuesday morning and couldn't talk or move. I went to the doctor and he said I had bronchitis. No, Bitch and Moan, I have not been smoking! I think my doctor is full of shit most of the time becasue he usually just gives me drugs and tells me I could have any number of things.

I got a call from the EP on Wednesday to tell me the interview was up but I slept through his call. The interview itself reads very well and you should enjoy it so here it is. Tell me what you think!

Interview is coming!!!

2006-11-17T01:55:00.000-06:00

My interview will be up on MrSkin soon! Part one will be featured on November 22 and will be followed by part two on November 29th.
So hurry and join MrSkin today!

Don't you wish you were that guy? Wishes can come true if you want them badly enough. I'm proof of that!

And finally, as usual, I need help to get back to LA so I can get naked with Christy and Ginger. You can help! Plane tickets are up to $200 even 3 months in advance! And I don't want to have to wait that long! So what do you say? Help a naked chick out.

My first Christy movie!

2006-11-15T00:12:00.000-06:00

Victim Of Love 2 was the first movie I rented when I was 19. I couldn't remember when I started this blog. Today I decided to join Bush DVD so I could rent porn, yeah, to do research. Ha Ha! I was browsing Christy movies and I saw this and I remembered that this was it! THE MOVIE that changed my opinion of porn forever. Bush DVD is similar to Nexflix and I should be receiving Victim of Love soon in the mail. I can't wait to relive the countless orgasms I had during my first screening of this movie. I hope it's as good as I remember. When I first saw it I watched it with my first serious boyfriend. I stayed with him for 9 years but that's beside the point. What's important is that I was more interested in watching Christy and masturbating to this movie that having sex with him that night. Poor guy. This time it will be just me, Christy and my 5 speed vibrator. I wish I had a web cam for you guys. I'm going to dress up in my favorite lingerie and do my hair and makeup. I want to look good for my date with Christy! A full recap and count of how many times I cum will be posted on the site. And maybe a post coital picture. I'll let you know when I get it so you can be prepared to read all about.

I'm not sure but maybe there is a way you can subscribe to this blog and get email updates. Look into it and then you'll know when I'm cuming!

Also, since you don't seem to want to give me donations anymore (even though I need them to fund my trip back to LA to be on Playboy Radio and have a splosing session with Ginger and Chritys) maybe you could up the comments. I love hearing from you guys. Good or bad. I got one today from Kris on the last post. I'm not sure if it was a positive or negative comment but either way it was good to get the feed back despite the large amount of spelling errors.

So donate or comment either way I'll love you more!

On the Air

2006-11-14T11:13:00.001-06:00

I've talked to the producer of Playboy radio and it's official, I will be on Playboy Radio sploshing with Christy and Ginger! Hooray!!!! I can't guarantee the sploshing but I'm bringing food either way. There is this great place by my office called Cereality that I get breakfast at sometimes. I just started going there and my favorite so far is the Chocolate Banana. I love oatmeal and Chocolate Banana has oatmeal, Chocolate chips, bananas and strawberries. I think that would be fun to sit on and lick off the girls. I hope they let me do it. Everyone cross their fingers!

I have to say I'm ecstatic to meet Ginger Lynn. I'm finally finished with The Other Hollywood which features her quite a bit in the end. Her feud with Traci Lords is priceless and I am 100% on Ginger's side. Traci all of a sudden goes from this snobby porn diva to this sobbing victim who claims she was drugged, didn't know there were camera's there, thought he was her boyfriend and was an amnesia suffering abused child.

It's hilarious when Ginger describes going to the same NYPD Blue audition as Traci. Ginger was in prison at the time because she refused to testify for Traci so the Feds got her on tax evasion. She's already pissed and said she almost left. She planned on turning down he roll anyway because she didn't like one of the lines she had to say which was "I want to lick your lollipop". When they offered her the part she turned them down and told them it was because she didn't want to say the line. Steven Bochco and his team took it out for her. It was a nice "Fuck You!" from Ginger to Traci. Ginger says it the book: "They said, 'You know what? We'll take the line out.' So that was kind of a little get-even for me--Traci didn't get the role, I got the role....And I did it while I was in prison, ha, ha, ha!"

This is going to be fascinating!

Finished transcribing

2006-11-11T21:39:00.000-06:00

It took me 5 hours to transcribe the remaining 70 minutes of my interview with Christy Canyon. As I said after transcribing the first 20 minutes, reliving the time I spent with her was very rewarding. The interview itself is very hot and listening to it got me pretty wet. Even the little parts that centered around clothing and makeup were exciting to type out. The good news is that MrSkin is using all of it. The interview will be in two parts and will hopefully be viewable by non-members. But I very much recommend becoming a member of Mrskin. It's a great site and you don't have to rent a movie to see your favorite actresses naked. So sign up today and use my links so they give me credit and reward me with more assignments like the Christy Canyon interview.

Here is the part when I ask her if I can come on her show:
Me: The pictures from the show are fantastic, I totally want to come on your show and like play with you guys

CC: This show, OMG any time you want to come on!

Me: Really?

CC: I swear to god and I wont have my peely face

(remember she had just had a chemical peel and her face was peeling a little)

Me: Good cause I saw you guys like pouring food on yourselves and I want to do that!

So there you have it she was really all for me coming on the show and hopefully I will get to participate in the sploshing they do every Friday! I will have pictures! I was so honored and flattered that she was excited to have me come on the show with her. Imagine me Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn sploshing. I'm planning on late February which is when my birthday is. I'm also going to try to set up more interviews. MrSkin just gave me a bunch of contact information for B-movie actresses and I will be writing a whole series on some of the best in that genre of film. Any suggestions? I've already gotten a few and am planning on pursing them all.

I had to push the trip back to February because as you all know due to my constant reminders, I'm poor and have to save up the money to buy a plane ticket. Tickets are about $100 more than they were when I bought them for the October trip. I guess it's resort season. And with the holiday's I have to really watch my spending. So instead of asking for more donations I'm just going to remind you of the donation button-ha ha-sneaky (not really)! I find it annoying to ask for money. I'm just going to get a job serving beer at a local bar a couple of nights a week. You might be thinking, well you'll get a tax return, but my tax return is more like a tax bill. There is no W2 for freelance work and I'll end up owing probably the same I am getting back. It's something I'm used to. Oh, I'm sorry babes. But when you're in a rut like I am money is all you think about. And if you want to buy pictures from any of my photo shoots or any other items you might want from me you can contact me at my email alixxx13@gmail.com. I really don't want to work at a bar or a retail outlet.

Another excerpt about the hell that retail is:

A: what was the worse thing you hated about retail besides the money?

CC: God you know looking back on it, it was just so dead end to me I’m mean it wasn’t even…The retail that I did was at a little shop that closed down a couple of years later. It was just so working for the paycheck, which wasn’t even that great. There was no excitement in it I didn’t meet anyone interesting, they were just all office ladies from Burbank, not that there’s anything wrong with office ladies but I was 18 and I felt just so stiff in there. There was just no future, no excitement. It wasn’t even like one day I could transfer to their other store and be boss or manager it was just so one dimensional

A: I know what you mean I did it for 10 years and I have no idea how I did it for that long.

The one thing I did learn from retail was how to sell and so contact me about things you might wnt to buy from me. According to Christy, she sells her underwear online but legally can't say that she wears them. And guess what she told me to wear mine. So it's just an idea and it would be nice to hear from you guys. I look forward to it everyday.

More on Why I like Christy the best

2006-11-09T11:55:00.000-06:00

I'm still reading The Other Hollywood, I know I've been reading it forever. To be honest, it's a little confusing and boring at times. I can't keep all the FBI agents straight except Pat Livingston. The mob stuff is interesting but also very confusing. It's all mixed up and I can't tell who's who when it comes to the law and the bad guys. The women are what I'm most interested in and I spend a lot of time trying to find their pictures when they are introduced in the book.
The point I'm at in the book is when Ginger Lynn has just been introduced along with Traci Lords and Christy Canyon. I can't wait to meet Ginger. I enjoyed her movies. In the book witnesses talk about how much she loved sex and what she was doing and I'm all about that. It's exciting to think about.

(On a side, I'm getting a second job to fund the trip to Playboy Radio)

Traci comes in and as expected is bitchy as ever. I really had high hopes for Traci back when she crossed over with Cry Baby. Until I found out that she "forgot" about her porn history and then later said she was forced into it, I like her and wanted to see her succeed. Then I read her book. What a waste of a weekend that was. Read it if you want, but she rarely talks about her porn career. Most of the book she quashs rumors and portrays herself as an innocent who was fed drugs by the evil porn master so she would do unthinkable things.

In The Other Hollywood, I'm at the part where all the quotes were from 1985 when Traci claimed to be 21. So she is in character and lying about her age. She claims to have been the best and got $1000 a day.

She is quoted in the book as saying:

"There are maybe two girls in the past three or four years who get what I get paid: Ginger Lynn and Raven. No one else"

She then goes on to say:

"Christy Canyon raised her rate to a thousand dollars a day, an no one used her so she had to for back down to seven-fifty. But I'm way beyond that now. I make a thousand for a video, and fifteen hundred for a film."

Christy says about being number one:

"People would always say to me 'You're right up here with Ginger and Traci,' like it was supposed to be a big thing. But I didn't think of it like that. I just thought, 'I'm having a good time. It's fun , and I'm making the same money as them.' I guess I was young and naive."

I'm not sure what she meant by being young and naive. That's another problem I find with the book. Legs McNeil and Jennifer Osborne tend to quote people without any explanation. Most of Dawn Schiller and Sharon Mitchell's quotes are erratic and seem to not be connected to anything. The authors may have been trying to stress how drugged out these girls were. If that was the author's objective, to me that's pretty cheap and disrespectful.

The differences between Traci and Christy are apparent in the quotes above. Traci cared about being the best and most sought after star. She thrived on everyone wanting her more than she needed the money. Which totally disproves her book about how she did it to survive. But Traci is full of contradictions. On the other hand, Christy was honest enough to say she liked being in the business and wasn't concerned with being the best. She admits to liking the money but doesn't brag about her fame. In her book she did not mention once that she was on top. She only mentions that when she went back into the business after being on hiatus for 4 years that people were excited to see her come back.

Christy Canyon was the real deal. She helped make porn a serious business. The absence of drugs and ego makes her special. McNeil and Osborne didn't spend much time with Christy probably for the lack of drama. To me the lack of drama is what makes me want to write about her. Who wants to interview someone who is known as a liar, a drug addict or both? What kind of story would you get? I'm not canceling out interviewing people like that but I'm more interested in women like Christy.

Because I'm tired

2006-11-08T23:51:00.000-06:00

Just a photo tonight.

Baby blanket

2006-11-07T14:46:00.000-06:00

Sorry, I thought it would be wrong to pose naked with a baby blanket.
It looks like my hair is eating her face. But other than that it's a pretty good picture. You can tell she's more experienced that my because she is holding the blanket below her breast line. She knows what the people looking at the picture want to see.

That fluffy fabric on the edges of the blanket in black in white, literally take over my house whenever I used them. I have to vacuum and lint brush that shit away. She really loved the blanket. I was happy I was finished with everything. I was done a week before I left but I just kept fucking with everything. If I had done any more I would have ruined something.

By the way, my hair is naturally the same color as Christy's. It hasn't been that color in about 20 years. I always had to color my hair. It was all that I could do that was punk rock and not offensive to me. I have 8 piercings in my ears but nothing else. I just think it's all so ugly. It was cool to me once but now I choose preppy/conservative. It's a nice contrast to my thoughts and actions. IE: I wear pink a lot when I give blowjobs.

In other news, I'm going to start another blog attached to this one so I can do more posts like the Nubian Goddess post below. I should be getting the Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold tonight and I really want to blog about that movie. Michelle Bauer! I think I'll call the new blog "We could be naked". What do you think?

Nubian Goddesses

2006-11-06T18:26:00.000-06:00

Ah yes, Black beauty. Thank goodness for Tanya Boyd. Here she is in Ilsa Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks with Marilyn Joi. They have this little cat fight in this scene. It's pretty sexy. I watched this movie a million times trying to uncover the Haji mystery. On IMDB Haji is credited as being the character Alina Cordova. But she isn't some other hot chick plays Alina. Now I was so consumed with the exploding pussies and finding out who really plays Alina that I forgot what the plot was. It doesn't matter really cause there are exploding pussies. Part of my job at MrSkin was to uncover movies that showed pussy but didn't say they did. This one says it does but forgets who shows it. Dyanne Thorne plays Ilsa the Harem Keeper and she is one jealous and seriously fucked up bitch. She blows up Haji's pussy for some reason (I just kept playing the explosion over and over) and keeps this Harem of women terrified and on drugs. In the beginning we see Alina (actress unknown), Inga Lindstrom (Ushi Digard) and Nora Edward (Sharon Kelly) kidnapped and stripped naked. There's a whole lotta naked in this film. Uschi Digard, my boob doppleganger, spends most of the time caged along with the two other women. They are tortured and drugged and fucked. It's pretty good. I have to see this movie again. Someone buy it for me. Ilsa has a few pussies blown up then gets killed herself. It's very satisfying. Whoever came up with this movie is a genius.

Back to the Nubian goddesses. The lovely Tanya Boyd later goes on to play Celeste Perrault in Days of our Lives. If you are a soap fan this is a good one. Women are possessed and people come back after having their heads chopped off and everything. It's truly one of the best soaps on TV. I can't watch it anymore. It gets frustrating. When I saw Celeste naked and fighting another black woman I applauded. Celeste was always one of my favs on the show and now I know why. I think I have a psychic ability to be able to tell who has been naked before and who hasn't. This explains my boredom with Jessica Alba and my new found love for Anne Hathaway. But I digress. This post celebrates naked black women. Vanessa Williams tops my all time favorite back naked chick. Not only is she truly beautiful, she's not afraid to show her cooter!

TVgasm

2006-11-06T13:57:00.000-06:00

I just looked at the below picture again and am kicking myself for putting it up. But I should not focus on it right? It's not that bad.

This is completely unrelated to Christy but since I haven't started the new blog for non-related Christy busniess I'm going to keep it here.

I was planning on submitting a recap of Ugly Betty to TVgasm but I missed the deadline. As you all know I love TV and fashion so I figured that I would try to make extra cash by trying to write for another online publication. I have no idea if they pay or not a TVgasm. I hope they do god knows I need the money. Everybody needs money, I know. Anyway I missed the deadline. Well there was no actual deadline I guess they just got enough submissions. Shit! I emailed and asked if they could extend them but I haven't heard back. I have to stop thinking that I am the most important person in the world and that everything revolves around my tits and me. So I'm reading through the submissions and I have to say it is such a shame that I missed the deadline. The front-runner (she has the most comments and votes) is this girl from Rockford who bored the shit out of me. But everyone else though it was hilarious. She mentions that Vanessa Williams is best know for "Save the Best For Last" and I choked. Come on! "Oh God She's Nude"! Very famous naked lesbo pics of Vanessa form 1984! My favorite naked lesbo black chick pictures in fact. There are a few others from an old Ilsa movie that's I’ll update you about later with links. I just wanted to push that picture down further because I hate it.

Transcribing

2006-11-05T16:00:00.000-06:00

Yesterday, I started transcribing the interview. I have 103 minutes and I only got through 27. It took hours. I had to go to the EP's place to do most of it because my computer is too slow and about 12 minutes in I Tunes just stopped. I got the rainbow pinwheel too many times so I packed it up and went to work on his more powerful computer. It's fun going over the interview and remembering what a great time I had. I look huge in this picture. My nose is soooo Greek it's amazing. I hate my voice too. I cringe when I hear it. I never knew I sound like such a Midwesterner. I can watch my self in films but I can't listen. Christy uses her hands when she talks. She has nice manicured nails. It's entertaining watching her. If I was a powerful producer at Playboy or Vivid, I'd put her back on camera on a talk show or something. She's very good at talking and expressing herself. She also made me feel very comfortable so she probably has that kind of effect on everyone. I think she likes her couple of hours a day.

So to answer the recent questions: Christy loved the skirt. As you can see she put it on right away and wore it home. She loved the blanket and showed me pictures of her daughter. We spent about 2 hours together. The interview is more like a conversation between two people.

Here is a bit...We are talking about her start in the business. I had just finished asking her about Greg Rome. Greg got Christy into the business he gave her the card to world modeling and...

A: It took you what three weeks to call?

CC: Yeah right about there, cause when he said figure modeling I really was so truly so naive that I thought hands legs. I didn’t think of pussy and tits you know what I mean. And then he showed me a Hustler that he was in and I thought OMG really I couldn’t do that. But really it didn’t seem bad it was in the 80’s where like layouts were really cool and like now the new millennium era it’s so different you would never get away with doing a layout like the layouts we did in the 80’s where the guy was like really close and the tongue was out but there was no actual touching. And now if I was that age and somebody showed me a magazine like that I mean they’re like pissing on people and like fisting and stuff I’d be like OMG. But it was really so innocent (back in the 80’s) it was just such an innocence to me especially now that I look back on it.

She was really very honest and thoughtful throughout the interview. I don't even have to do much to it all the material we covered is good and relevant. Usually, I have to chop up the interviews and I have no idea how I'm going to do that here. I'm only 20 minutes in and already at 4500 words.

Squeeze

2006-11-04T00:11:00.000-06:00

Proof! Here's a pic you should enjoy. I touched them and they're real. I'm in love!!!!!!

It's late and I've had wine. I probably shouldn't post this but she said I could so here you go. Yea! I'm so happy! Meeting her was the best thing that happened to me in my early 30's.
God she's beautiful. And in my skirt!
Don't think this is a cheap way to get attention. This was real for me and so hot!

Christy, you're the best!!!!

What now?

2006-11-03T09:27:00.000-06:00

Hex asked me this morning what I'm going to do now that I've met and interviewed Christy. Aside from going to LA again and joining Christy and Ginger Lynn on Playboy radio, I think I'm going to keep up the interviews. I want to write a book about how the porn industry has changed since the 80's. But everybody wants to write a book. If I do it it'll be an accomplishment if not no loss. I do want to meet more women in the industry and I want to keep taking pictures until I get too old. I find the more I take nude photos the better I take care of myself. I love to eat and drink but I like to look good even better.

Being 33 and single makes me very self-centered and vain. My priorities are centered on what is best for me. I don't want kids or marriage as much as I used to and I'm out for number1. Meeting women has become a much more important focus in my life now because of where I'm at right now. When I was in my 20's the all-important thing was men and getting married. I made it out of all that and realized that it's not that important to be with someone. It's nice to have someone to warm the bed and be there but it's also nice to be alone and not need anyone. I go through spouts where I get very lonely and it is very hard. I love men but no man has been willing or able to be what I need. It sounds like I'm very high maintenance. I'm not but I do have standards. I need someone to accept me and everything that goes along with me. I've been thorough a ton in my life and that special someone needs to be able to deal with that. So far I've been called an alcoholic, junkie and slut by boyfriends and I left them all. As much as they tell me they are OK with me they aren't. It's sad. That's why I'm only really interested in meeting and interviewing women. And to top it all off I only want to meet and interview women that take off their clothing in movies. I forgot to mention that my scope doesn't rest on porn actresses. It's hot for a woman like me to want to get together with all these women. It may seem like I was set up by someone as a marketable item. But in reality, I just want to gain more knowledge. We worship celebrity and I just want to meet some of the women I grew up wanting to be like. Christy was my first and I've explained why many times. She's strong and you can really see that when you are near her. She was magnetic and electrifying. I left the studio on fire and I'm still on fire. I needed to meet her. I was lost and lonely before and now I know I did the right thing for me.

So next for me is more women. If you are one or know one in the business contact me immediately. It can only be good for the both of us.

PS: Pictures are coming soon. I'm just not sure if I want to post them before the interview.

good news and bad news

2006-11-02T14:29:00.000-06:00

First the bad news. My heat might be off for another night. I guess the building is out of code and there was a major gas leak so they are working hard at getting it fixed. It doesn’t sound good at all. So I may have to spend the night with friends. I really wanted to be at home by myself watching porn for the rest of the week. It's really a shitty homecoming. Then even worse, my landlord moved in above me. So much for dodging him when rent is due.

The good news is I finally got some pictures to post. I can't do it here at work so you'll have to wait. I want to thank Buzz for working on them. Check out his site he's got a hot redhead all over the place. I was never a redhead fan but I appreciate it if you are. Redheads are very hot and I love the color of their skin. I used to be a redhead, but then I again my hair has been pretty much every color possible. And yes it's true, blonds do have more fun.

So the pictures will be exclusive to this site. MrSkin doesn’t not get them, nor does anyone else. There are many and like I said before donations get pictures sent out. Except that I'm being horrible about that. Rascula was supposed to get a few. But Christy wanted them all. How could I refuse Rascula? So I have to go back to Kinkos and print out more for you. Contact me honey. There are new ones I could send too.
So guys I'm very dirty and need to be licked clean. I'm gonna go find someone to do that.

2006-11-01T20:24:00.000-06:00

Floppy boobies! Like em? I look so happy. I like this picture. I think many of you have seen this before. I may have even posted it before. Who knows? I don't remember. Who cares? I'm naked.

Peoples Wonderful Fucking Gas turned off the gas to the building today. I guess there was a gas leak. Since we don't have a doorbell the gas company couldn't get in to turn it back on. It's a little cold. Not too bad but enough for me to grab a blanket. I called earlier and they said someone would be out by 10:30. At 10:31 I called again and they apologized and said no one could come until the morning. Well what the fuck Peoples Gas, I have to work to pay you and if I have to wait for your fucking asses I don't get paid! This is actually the land lords fault for not fixing the door bells.

Originally this post was going to be more happy so I'll try to turn the happy on. I'm going to contact Rich at Four Four and see if he could start recaps of Top Chef. I love Top Chef and want Chef Tom to try my tasty pussy cuisine. I wonder what spices I should use. Lavender, rose, or baby oil? Should I serve it natural and let my hair grow or should I shave it so it's nice and soft? Hmmm, a dilemma. I'll start working on the recipe as soon as possible. I just want him to enjoy it for as long as possible.

Christy doesn't shave. She likes it natural and wild. As you all can see I like it smooth and lickable. But I think I'll let it grow and take a few pictures of it and you can be the judge. I don't like posting free pics of my pussy. But if it's hairy I might feel different. Hey Remedy God, is it time to take pictures yet?

Back in Chicago

2006-10-31T14:43:00.000-06:00

I got off the plane this morning at 5am. I went to work because they don't pay me for vacation yet even though I've been there long enough. But I am like a wet rag without sleep. So I left. I can't sleep on planes. Last night's ride was painful. It felt like the Wrath of Kahn's bug thing was in my ears eating away at my brain. I have very sensitive ears. I got a total of 1 hour of sleep before the flight. So I am wasted. Not drunk but useless.

The reason for this post is to declare that I'm going to try to quit smoking. I have one pack left and I plan on using it to write the interview then I want it to STOP!!!! It's going to be hard. A bunch of people smoked at the Playboy studios including Christy. It's always hard when I see someone cooler than me smoking. I then think it's OK to smoke because they do. It's stupid I know, but at the same time it's cool and that's why I get fucked. Tons of designers smoke and they're cooler than me so I just keep doing it. Damn cool people!

I'm going to take a nap now because I sound ridiculous.

Paris fun

2006-10-30T16:14:00.000-06:00

I went to the Paris last night to see if I could win any money. Basically I broke out even. Sucks!! I wish I was a gambler. This pictures shows the best part of the night. Enjoy...

I'm back!!!!

2006-10-29T12:59:00.000-06:00

I got back last night around 6pm then went out to celebrate. Wow what a ride! I did it! I interviewed Christy Canyon in person at Playboy Radio! I have to now go through all the tape and write the interview. First thing I did was give her the gifts I made her and she tried the skirt on immediately. I have pictures of all of this. I promised topless and you will get topless. Just give it a few days I have to go get them professionally fixed up. She signed my book, a 1985 Hustler and one of her movies Dirty Letters. I showed her my pictures and she wanted to keep them all. How flattering! Christy was great. I couldn't have picked a better porn goddess to be my favorite. She was so sweet and fun. The interview is more of a conversation than a question answer session. That was my goal, to talk to her in a non interview way. Later I was kicking myself for forgetting so many things to ask her but we all do that and I'm sure what I got is more than enough. Later, after dinner I felt a bit stalkerish. And got slightly paranoid. But she was great. And I will probably only say this once and I'm sorry for not being sexy, but my intentions for meeting Christy were not sexual. I wouldn't kick her out of bed but that was never on my mind. Yes, I fantasize about it but I've fantasies about a lot of different people. No, I wanted to meet Christy (and I've said all this in the beginning) because she made me feel OK about getting turned on by watching porn. And after reading her book she just seemed like someone I really wanted to meet and get to know. She studied fashion and loves girly stuff just like me. I figured we had at least that much in common and I wanted to see if we had more. The result was beyond my expectations. And now I'm on cloud fucking nine! Here's the skinny for the interview and when it will post. First I have to write it which will take a few days. Second Mr Skin has to look at it and let me know what he wants to use. I have over an hour of a taped conversation with Christy, Skin will not want this whole hour. Third, after Skin publishes the article the rest of the interview will be up for grabs. If anyone wants to talk to me about using it for their publication, please get in touch with me via alixxx13@gmail.com. I promise to publish the pictures soon so you won't have to wait long for those. So in the meantime I have 13 movies to go through and recap for you all. This is going to be fun. Finally, I asked her if I could come be on her show and she said absolutely. I'm going to try to get back to LA as soon as I can. I'm pushing the donations again. I spent all my money out here and am going to be broke for the next several weeks. I honestly don't know what to do. I might go gamble my last $40 and see what happens. But I've never been lucky. I can't pay my rent and I'll probably get my cable turned off. It was all worth it but going back to Chicago and facing reality will be tough. So what ever you can do would really help and get me that much closer to the Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn show. Either way I'll figure it out. This is what I want to do with my life and I'm just going to have to go for it. I have so much to say but I want to get this up since it's been 2 days. More to come...

Holly Body

2006-10-25T16:22:00.000-06:00

Christy Canyon/Traci Lords exercising

Christy and Tracie exercising! Show some enthusiasm! I want to take a shower with them too!

Christy Canyon you tube

2006-10-25T16:19:00.000-06:00

CHristy Canyon

Obviously I've been playing with You Tube today so enjoy. I love the 80's!

Waiting for my man

2006-10-25T13:11:00.000-06:00

This picture represents my favorite sex position-well my second favorite. My favorite is a scissors like position where my left leg is outside his right leg and his right leg is outside my left leg. It hits my clit just right and I and come much faster.

I've been staying with my very good friend and when we get together we fuck like rabbits. So since I've been here I've had about 12 orgasm's-he's amazing! Don't worry guys we aren't getting married but we love to fuck. I think I've mentioned this before but I'll say it again, many of the men I have dated in the past few years have not had the libido to keep up with me. If I am in a relationship and can't have sex at least twice when I see that person I get frustrated. It puzzles me, why do men complain about women not wanting to have sex but when they do find one that is willing they're the ones who don't want it. If a guy wants to be with me he should plan on fucking me as much as possible. I can go maybe 5 days (and that's pushing it) without sex. If it's longer I say good buy and break out the vibrator. But the vibrator isn't the same. I miss that physical contact, the weight of the other person on top of me and kissing, licking and biting. It's all fantastic and the best thing in the world. I hope I'm fucking like this when I'm 80.

Oh all this sex talk, it's only been three hours since he fucked me awake and I already want some more. I have 7 hours to go. What am I going to do?

Girl Drink Drunk

2006-10-25T12:13:00.000-06:00

Kids in the Hall Girl Drink Drunk

old favorite of mine

Last night I got a little drunk. We went to the Cantina. It's where the locals hangout. The specials were $2 beers, $3 margaritas, and $1 tacos. (I'm not a big drinker, I used to be but thankfully I grew out of it. I was going to lose my looks if I didn't stop drinking-and probably my life.) I did not take advantage of the specials instead opting for 2 vodka tonics and an order of taquitos. I'm not a big fan of beer anymore and I'm not a girl drink drunk like Dave in the above video. Our waitress (who I later found out slept with half the guys I was with last night-except my guy) brought out my taquito appetizer plate and it had four very tasteless rolled up corn tortias filled with a very small amount of meat and beans. What a disappointment. I've had better at the local 7-11 in Chicago. I haven't eaten much since I got here. So tonight I'm going to the grocery store and getting steak and cooking for my friends. It's going to be awesome. One of the things I wanted to do her was go to Tom Colicchio's Craft Restaurant. Maybe next time, I'm saving all my money for Christy's lunch.

After the Cantina, we went back to my friends house and continued the party there. I had no idea but these guys have been looking forward to meeting me. It was pretty fun getting all that attention. One asked if he could give me a foot message. It was so flattering. I actually autographed photo's last night for guys at the bar. Shit it's good to be me.

Viva Las Vegas!

2006-10-24T11:33:00.000-06:00

The EP took me to the airport last night-what a nice guy. On the way there "She's a Lady" by Tom Jones came on the radio. I love Tom Jones and want to have VERY TAN babies with him. Well, maybe I'll make very tan babies while I'm listening to Tom Jones. Whenever I hear Tom Jones I think of Vegas and how fitting it was to hear him on the radio driving to the airport last night.

I had my makeup confiscated at the airport. I read that you have to have liquids in a plastic bag for travel but in all the pictures it just shows deodorant and aftershave. So I have to go out and buy new foundation and mascara. I'm going cheap and buying Almay at CVS. I hate going cheap with makeup. I use MAC and swear by them. Girls, MAC rules! But the $20 difference in price is going to pay off when I buy Christy lunch.

(shameless plug here-still open for donations.) I turned in my time sheet at work and found out that I don't get vacation, sick or personal time for this little trip since I've only worked for the company for 60 days. I get sick and personal time after 90 days and vacation after 6 months. I thought I could borrow the time. They are working on it and maybe I'll get lucky. I've actually been with the company for 6 months but I was just a temp for the first 4 months. Maybe I'll be a call girl. At the airport I was hit on by a few men. I had to eat alone so that's always an open invitation for traveling business men. For the record, I rarely leave the house dressed down. I'm one of those girls that takes pride in her appearance and likes to look good even for the mail man. But I could never sell my body. As much as I love sex I do form the connection that is so talked about. Regardless of whether or not I really love the guy, I do seem to know him on a deeper level after sex. It's a special bond that I take seriously. Plus, I don't want to get paid for doing something that I feel is my gift to give.

I'm going to go to the pool soon and lay out while thinking up questions for Christy. I'm dreaming about Christy, I'll bet she smells like peaches. In my dreams we are best friends and go shopping together and have slumber parties. Fun girl stuff and a little touching is always in there somewhere.

I'm off to see if the tub here has a shower massage. I didn't want to bring my vibrator on the plane and I just made myself wet thinking about Christy.

Christy Facts

2006-10-24T11:04:00.000-06:00

The week of Christy begins. I thankfully have use of a computer and can update this as much as possible. Unfortunately, I can't upload pictures with this computer. I'll keep working on it.
Thank you to NC for giving me these facts that I have posted below. See the entire link here.

1) When did Christy make her first movie and what was it?

Christy's first scene was in a loop on the Swedish Erotica #57 tape in
1984. It was a group sex scene with Ron Jeremy and another couple.
Christy has said that she made her first feature video the next day for
Paradise Visuals. That one was "Night of Loving Dangerously", a title no
longer available in the US because of the presense of the underage Traci
Lords. Christy immediately followed with "On Golden Blonde" for Paradise
and her career as an adult film star was on its way.

2) Has Christy ever done a gangbang?

Christy has had many scenes with multiple partners in her career. The
first, was in Dr. Desire with Steve Drake and Billy Dee. Her lastest was a
3/1 in "The Show" in 1995.

3) Has Christy done interracial scenes?

Christy has worked with Billy Dee("Ladies In Lace Party" and "Dr.
Desire") and Jake Steed(Bardot).

4) How can I get in touch with Christy?

Christy runs her own fan club through snail mail. She sells photos,
posters, videos and other funky stuff. She runs the club herself in her
time between her appearance and dance schedules. Many afcc posts from fan
club members have reported on their correspondence with Christy and the
things they've gotten from her. Her address is -

Christy Canyon
13601 Ventura Blvd. #218
Sherman Oaks, CA 91423

Send her a S.A.S.E. for details.

5) What is Christy doing now?

Christy spends about half of the year touring as a featured
dancer at North America's premiere strip clubs. She also devotes much of
her time to her fans through her fan club. Christy is on hiatus from movie
making, but says she might resume her movie career sometime in the future.

6) What are Christy's measurements?

Christy's official biography which she gives to fan club members
lists her measurements as 36-24-36, her height as 5'7" and her weight as
135 pounds.

7) What is Christy's "real" name?

This is one of the most controvessial questions in afcc. For the
record, Christy's official biography lists her real name as Christina
(Christy) Canyon and her place of birth as Sherman Oaks, CA. She's said
that she's a "valley girl" in numerous magazine interviews also.

8) Has Christy done anal sex on camera?

Christy has never had an anal intercourse scene on camera. She's
said in interviews that she does't find it to be enjoyable and wouldn't do
things on camera she doesn't enjoy. In "The Show", Christy has a scene in
which she has a dildo enter and stimulate her behind. That's as close as
she's gotten to anal sex in a movie.

9) Has Christy done facials?

Many of Christy's scenes feature facials. Some frequently
mentioned ones are Dr. Desire, Hollywood Starlets and Hot In The City.

10) Where can I find Christy's movies?

That depends on where you live. However, many fans have touted
Christy's fan club as the best single place to find them. Her current fan
club list includes over 50 titles available from her. Some web sites also
list Christy's titles among their offerings.

How am I going to get through today?

2006-10-23T10:59:00.000-06:00

My flight leaves tonight. I'm on the redeye to Vegas. Right now I'm sitting at work counting the minutes until it's time for me to leave this place. Once I get home I'll have plenty to do and the time will fly but now is another story. It's only noon here! 5 hours till I can leave-UG-I'm gonna die! I have no patience at all. I may be sweet and nice but I want everything yesterday. It's my own fault. I never blame anyone or get mad. I got a comment from "an" telling me how sweet I am. Thank you so much, it meant a lot to me. I have worked really hard for this and I'm so glad it's almost time to meet her.

I may have limited computer access in Vegas so my posts will not be as frequent. I know my friend's roommate has a computer but I'm not sure how fast it is and if it can handle my big boobies being downloaded. I will try to send some poolside photos for your jizzing pleasure. Honestly the though of all of you masturbating to my pictures has made me so hot I almost broke my vibrator!

As for what I'm going to do after the interview. I planned on keeping the blog alive and recapping Christy's movies. I'd love it if you guys would send me some in the mail. If you are interested email me at canyondiver13@yahoo.com or alixxx13@gmail.com (gmail is the best one to use, canyondiver13 was just so I could keep my privacy) and I'll give you an address to send the videos to. Recapping has become so popular these days and I don't see anyone recapping porn so I think I'll take a stab at it. I can learn to be snarky like the best of them.

Oh and thanks for the donations, again, keep them coming! I love you all for supporting me!

xxxooo

Promised modeling

2006-10-22T19:13:00.000-06:00

Here are the promised pics of me modeling Christy's skirt and then some....Enjoy

Please, please, please keep the donations coming, I've worked so hard for this and I really want to impress her. I barely have enough to take her to Applebee's. Help! I want this to be a great experience. I promise you'll be gald you shared.

Progress

2006-10-22T12:11:00.000-06:00

These are the pictures of the finished skirts for Christy Canyon and a picture of the almost finished baby blanket. Now you can see what your donations helped me make. See I don't do drugs I just get naked and sew.

Later tonight my photographer is coming over and I will model the skirts for you.

Thank you every body for your donations. Now that you see how hard I've worked you might be impressed enough to keep them coming.

Almost finished

2006-10-21T22:07:00.000-06:00

Today I went to the fabric store and bought some more fabric for Christy's baby blanket. The EP drove me. He wasn't happy with the Saturday traffic. I think it would have been quicker if I rode my bike. Not only is Saturday traffic worse than a weekday, it is filled with driving shoppers. It's a mess. This is why I don't have a car. I remember one of my boyfriends used to get so pissed in traffic so I would blow him while he drove. Dangerous I know but we weren't moving anyway and he got off just sitting there. Sometimes guys used to do that to me but not any more. I wish they would. I think since we got older we think it is irresponsible to have sex while driving. But not me I will alway welcome a little fingering if I'm wearing a skirt. Turns road rage into road pleasure.

Back to my fabric story. I have finally finished Christy's skirts and will post pictures of me modeling one of them tomorrow. I need the cord that hooks the camera to my computer in order to download the pics. The EP has it and I think he fell asleep after the exhausting car ride. Until then, here is a picture of me in one of the skirts I made a few years ago. I was trying to be sexy by smearing lipstick all over my nipples. I wanted them to stand out more. This skirt was my favorite skirt for the summer of 2005. I made it out of a table cloth that was bought in the 70's. It had never been used because it was still in the wrapper.

I also began working on Christy's baby blanket and have to go back to the fabric store tomorrow because I ran out of pink trim. I thought 12 yards would be enough but I was wrong. Tomorrow I'll ride my bike or maybe borrow my friend Aimee's car. I hope they have some more.

Make sure you check in tomorrow to see the creations that I was able to make with your donations. I am very grateful and I'm sure Christy will be as well.

Keep sending donations so I can take her to a nice restaurant and buy her a fancy dinner. You still have a week to make a donation. Everyone has helped so much and I love them all for their support.

Again I'm going to tell you that I really hope I get to touch her famous breasts and if so I will capture it on film. Wish me luck and send me what you can.

Donations

2006-10-21T09:03:00.000-06:00

Thank you so much for the donations. Every little bit helps and you guys are my favorite fans! I will be contacting each of you so I can send the picture of your choice.
Also I accept credit cards now. Someone told me that they had problems using their credit card. It costs me a little fee but it's no big deal.
Keep them coming!

Here's a lovely thank you picture.

Note the weird tan lines. It's from my boobs flopping to the side when I lay out. I've fixed the white armpits too. It's still a great picture.

I love you all so much. Let's hope Christy loves me as much as you guys do.

Chicago Marathon

2006-10-20T15:32:00.000-06:00

Good luck bitch and moan. Run your ass off!!!!!

Anyone who runs in the Chicago Marathon is top drawer in my dresser! I can't run without wearing at least three bras which is painful so I ride my bike instead. But no, I will not participate in any races. I hate competition. I'm all about love baby.

Whoring myself again

2006-10-20T11:55:00.000-06:00

Once again, it is time to ask for donations. I'm leaving on Monday and anything you can give would help. I've spent the donations I received so far on fabric for Christy's gifts. The fabric for the skirts and blanket together cost me over $100. Sounds like a lot but I'm a total snob when it comes to fabric. I love silk and only buy the best. The final products turned out beautifully and I will post pictures tonight if I can figure out the EP's camera. I really want to be able to buy her lunch and I cannot afford that on my current budget so I am asking for your help. Donations will also help me to print out the pictures and send them to the donators. I'll see what I can get Christy to do. Yes, I am going to ask for some topless photos. We shall se if she says yes but I do want to compare boobs with her. I also want to touch them. Oh, I'm at work and I just came a little in my panties. I'm wearing tight jeans (casual Friday), the kind that gives me camel toe and if I move side to side.... I should stop before I have to go to the bathroom to finish myself off. I need one of those silent remote control vibrators for these situations.
Anyway, send what you can please, you will not be sorry you did.

My first naked picture

2006-10-19T18:59:00.000-06:00

These are the first pictures I took of myself topless. I didn't want to show my face. At the time I had alcohol bloat in my face so I decided to keep it out. Then I wanted to play around with photoshop and came up with these two different versions. The original is the best but I really like the artistic flair of the other two. If any of you are good at photoshop feel free to try some new stuff with any of the pictures you see on here. I'd love to see what you come up with.

Tooth problems

2006-10-19T10:34:00.000-06:00

Yesterday I got one of my wisdom teeth pulled. I know I'm long overdue but I haven't had Dental Insurance in 10 years. Insurance in this country really sucks and I don't need to get into how much but i just want to put my two cents in. So, I'm sitting at my desk in pain waiting for the day to end and it's only 11:30am. They told me not to smoke so I cut down a little. Hopefully I wont be sorry. I tried but broke down last night and had about 7 while I watched Project Runway. It was the finale of PR and the designer I wanted to win won. I hated Jeffery Sibelia at the beginning because he was rude and had these stupid tattoos on his neck. But, in the end he was the most innovative and deserved to win in my opinion. I just wish he could have been a little nicer but that doesn't make good TV I guess.

I've asked Miss Julie Fabulous, my photographer to come over and take more pictures before I leave so you guys will have something to do while I'm gone. I've also asked her to help me Photoshop some of the ones I'm too embarrassed to post as is. They are full body shots and I want them to be perfect.
Thank you Uncle Nasty for that wonderful comment below. You made my day!

Pictures are up

2006-10-18T14:59:00.000-06:00

Blogger has a nice picture hosting service that I'm going to use from now on.

A few messages:

Rascula, I'm in the process of sending you the print. I'm sorry it's so late but you will get it very soon. I have a friend that works at Kinkos and I'm trying to get him to help me out.

Many of you are asking what the EP is. He is my editor and partner in crime (E for editor and P for partner. We used to be lovers but decided to just be friends. He is my best friend actually because he loves and accepts me unconditionally. Despite my very ridiculous babbling on Luke Ford he still thinks I'm top drawer.

I will be leaving for Vegas on Monday night. I can't believe it's so close. I haven't received that many responses to the post asking for you guys to come up with questions for Christy. This is your last chance. Don't be bashful I'll ask anything you want. It would be cool for her to see your support for this interview and me. I will be taking pictures and will most likely sell them so let me know how you want us to pose. Nothing too much please, we will be in public. I will try to grant all of your wishes. But you have to make them so comment or write to me at canyondiver13@yahoo.com.

I've finished the skirts and have the blanket left. I can't believe that her ass and pussy are going to touch what I made with my own hands. It's like I actually touched her. OOOHH, it's making me creamy just thinking about it. It's such a dream come true to have someone as beautiful as Christy!

My first negative comment

2006-10-17T21:34:00.000-06:00

I'm not too sure I want to draw attention to this but what the hell. This guy called Smiling Arab left this comment on the Luke Ford post below:
"Accept my apologies on behalf of Luke that he didn't sugarcoat a vapid, miserable life spent in pursuit of cadging "donations" out of emotional cripples in exchange for a flash of your stretchmarked tits. You're reason #1 with a fucking bullet why I now wear a coffee filter and a rubber band over my mouth when I walk around in this town. Maggot. "
I deleted it of course but then I though I'd post it. I think it's kind of funny but also a little scary. It doesn't make any sense "you're reason #1 with a fucking bullet"? That doesn't sound cohesive at all. Obviously this guy is a misogynist. I admit I have stretch marks on my breasts (tits s too small a word), but they are pretty big and it's unavoidable. If this guy walks around with a coffee filter over his mouth why doesn't he go back to Palestine. When I tried to go to his site from the link he left it took me to a site called Palestine.com which didn't exist. Go home weirdo. This comment is so filled with hate it makes me scared to walk the streets in case he spots me and shoots me. You don't have to come to this site and look at me so don't.
What's wrong with people?
Everybody who has left comments up until this one have been really wonderful. Please don't leave negative comments on this blog. I don't attack anyone on here. If you don't like me find somewhere else to vent your frustrations on the world.
Also, I know asking for donations is forward but I really have been using them for my trip to see Chrsity. They are totally voluntary. I'll love you either way.
So stop hating on me!

Lesbian Vampires

2006-10-17T13:49:00.000-06:00

If you have cable make sure you catch this great European sexploitation classic Vampyros Lesbos! Yeah Lesbian vampires with hairy pussies! I can't wait. Why do we all shave the vagina now, you might ask. Mr Skin is a big fan of the jungle crotch and I am too. Lots of hair is sexy. But I personally don't like it on me because I'm Greek and have lots of hair-I have to tweeze and shave parts I'd rather not share with you. So I shave it all off. And the EP always says that it's much easier for the guy and cunnilingus. And I like to get head so I just get rid of it all. I love to please the head giver!

photobucket banned me

2006-10-17T13:24:00.000-06:00

Sorry, I didn't know they had rules against nude pictures. I have to wait till I get home to find a new place to put my pictures. I'm not so good with the computer does anyone know where I can go?

Red Vag as Julie calls it

2006-10-16T17:46:00.000-06:00

I forgot about this picture!

Sex Addiction

2006-10-15T22:02:00.000-06:00

I was going to write this whole thing about the Luke Ford interview but I decided against it. The interview was a waste of time. I'm not really mad just confused and not sure what this guy really wanted from me other than to get gossip about the EP which is a little underhanded and very boring. No one cares Luke, and the EP is so much better than you'll ever be so leave it alone. I love the EP. There will never be another who loves me just for me like he does (even if he does lust after me constantly).

Luke put the audio up which kind of kills what he wrote because it doesn't sound they way he wants it to. I also didn't realize I had such a Chicago accent. I'm obsessing a little about sounding like Mike Ditka. I have to say I got a little hot talking about Christy and masturbating to a stranger but we only spent 30 seconds on that so really this is a much better place for me to get off.

My sewing machine broke again so your donations are appreciated. I have no idea what is wrong with my machine. I hope it will be back in place soon so I can finish the skirt. I will see the EP soon and get his camera and take some nasty pictures for you all of me and my bad sewing machine. Or something to that effect. You'll get T&A.

Luke Ford

2006-10-13T19:20:00.000-06:00

I was just interviewed by Luke Ford. I'm not sure how it's going to turn out or if he'll post it at all. Since I've never been interviewed before I didn't know what to expect. Hopefully it will be OK. I'm not sure though. I guess Luke was a little more interested in The EP than me. So I disclosed a bit about our relationship. For the record, I am not heart-broken about the breakup nor do I think there is anything wrong with the EP or sex addiction. The EP likes sex and masturbation. He is a genius writer and the best guy I know. I tend to be a little star struck at times and was with Luke Ford. I think I put my foot in my mouth. Oh well live and learn I guess. Plus, Luke has a British accent and I love British accents. In fact I love every kind of accent out there. So I talked. And never having been put on the spot like that I probably wasn't as smart as I could be. So I apologize to the EP. What I said probably wont translate well and really wasn't what I meant. But I'm not very articulate and I was very nervous. Luke may or may not take my inexperience into account and be gentle, but then again he isn't known for that so I suppose I'm in for a doozy. As soon as it's up if it's up, I'll post the interview and you all can make your own conclusions.

Here's my butt!

2006-10-13T17:01:00.000-06:00

Now send me money so I can stick it in my cheeks!

Lesbian or not a Lesbian

2006-10-13T12:04:00.000-06:00

The EP just informed me that I should never say I'm not a lesbian. Well, I try to be as honest as possible on this so I had to say that I'm not a lesbian. But as far as being with women is concerned, I do like that. I enjoy looking at women's body's much more than men's body's. Women are softer and smell better. I prefer large breasts obviously-I really like boobs! Getting head from a woman is usually much more erotic than getting it from a man becasue of the fact that I enjoy watching it on screen and the taboo of having a girl down there excites me. I was always into taboo stuff. Not so much whips and chains although I do enjoy getting blindfolded. When I'm doing somthing that is out of the norm and makes me a bit uncomfortable some how I enjoy it more. Fear usually makes me cum faster. But I hate getting hurt in any way so don't get the idea that I like it rough or want to get slapped around. Also, I do prefer very attractive women. I had the chance to be with a woman who was not attractive to me and I turned her down. I'm picky becasue I'm not a lesbian so when I do it I like to be with the best looking girl possible. Using dildos and vibrators is fun with girls too becasue it's much more exciting and giggly. We know how we like it and try to teach each other our tricks. It's great education for both involved.
So here is my amendment to the below post about not being a lesbian-I'm not but sometimes I play one on TV.

Poor girl

2006-10-13T07:56:00.000-06:00

I feel sorry for myself today. I had to take the bus to work, it is cold and I don't like the cold, plus I'm broke. Yes I'm broke people. I spent all my money on fabric and books and right now I wonder why I bothered. So today I'm going to sell one of my sewing machines and skip lunch to get the overtime. Hopefully someone will buy my machine by tomorrow so I can eat. Yes I am trying to make you feel sorry for me. Sometimes I enjoy pity parties.

I've had a few requests for pictures and I will put some up this weekend. Someone asked me for a butt picture, which made me laugh. I would have expected to read ass and I got butt instead. Like most women I hate my butt. I'm not a fan of butts except on men. (I truely enjoy eating ass. It sounds gross but I do require that the guy shower. Plus with the right flavored lube it tastes pretty good despite being messy. It gets you guys off so much.) This is how I know I'm not a lesbian. I'm not into butts at all and when I go to sites and I see them I get bored. But if you guys want to see my butt I'll find a nice picture of it and post it.

Just so you know I'd put a lot more pictures up if I got donations. Money puts me in a more giving mood. This site is a gift to you but realize most girls would have you pay to see anything and I give it for free. Like I said before, I'm just trying to make a living.

Battle of the Bands

2006-10-11T22:33:00.000-06:00

Very quickly I want to leave this link.
It's very funny and lifted my dreary mood. Dreary because the skirts are not going well. I ran out of fabric and I'm bored. I hope it's just the designer boredom that I suffer when I've been working on something for too long. I've made this skirt four times already and it's starting to look bla to me. Plus running out of fabric and having to change the entire color pallet really sucks! I must keep going finish and not have to think about it until I leave. I can't wait to be done.
And what's even worse is the weather. I ride my bike to work every day and the weather is starting to make it very hard to do. I hate the bus and am terrified of the subway. Yes I was on that train in July and am terrified to start taking the blue line again.
I should get back to work.

Skirts up my ass!

2006-10-11T13:24:00.000-06:00

I finally fixed the pattern for Christy's skirt last night. It's a pretty difficult skirt to make-it requires a lot of hand sewing. All that needs to be done is putting in a zipper. Problem is, I don't really like the colors I chose. So I think I'm making another one and will just give her two. I want her to wear it. One skirt will be pink and silver and the other green and silver. Since Project Runway is on tonight I will be in the mood to sew. This is one of my favorite things to read. Not that any of you guys will appreciate it without nudity.
This BTW has taken all my energy and I haven't been able to work on my clothes for the trip. In my head I had this lovely fantasy that I would have all these wonderful handmade dresses that I would run around LA in. Not only would I meet Christy but some huge star would fall in love with my dresses and hire me to make all their clothes. Thus I would move into the pool house of said star and never have to get a corporate job again. It has happened! If this happened to me I would never have to worry about money. sex or drugs because all would be at my disposal. Plus I could hire some nice foreign people to sew everything for me and I could spend my days naked and drunk by the pool drawing sketches while getting head by John the cabana boy.

Fabric and Fleshbot

2006-10-10T10:44:00.000-06:00

I just bought fabric for a baby blanket I'm making for Christy. Christy adopted a baby recently and I specialize in Baby Blankets. I had to order the fabric online and if any of you know anything about fabric this stuff was a little on the expensive side for cotton! Here it is. I usually buy silk for cheaper than that. But Christy is worth it.

In other news, The Fleshbot post brought me a ton of attention and new readers. I'm happy people are coming around.

Fleshbot

2006-10-09T16:56:00.000-06:00

I received a pump from Fleshbot this morning! And my Lisa Carver interview is finally up on MrSkin! What an exciting day! I love Fleshbot and used it quite frequently when I worked for MrSkin. It's a great site and one that should be a bookmark on all your computers. The affiliate link comment that is in the text on Fleshbot is not true. I do not make money from the links I have on here. They are only links that I think are worth looking at. So donations are the only way I can make money here. Like I said earlier, Rascula is going to receive a print from me and you can all expect the same if you make a donation. I plan on doing a 2007 calendar as well so watch for that. I am planning on linking to my SexWrecks stories in my links section as well. They are worth the read if you like anal and tits.
Here's an oldie but goodie that I'm sure you all will love:

Pen name

2006-10-08T21:35:00.000-06:00

I would like to create a pen name for myself. I've gone through two. On SexWrecks I was Lady Huge Boobs and Piper Lakehurst. I've gotten feedback on both. Lady Huge Boobs was given really bad feedback and I was told Piper Lakehurst was stupid. So I need a new one and I have no idea. My porn name would be Cinder Garfield if I followed the rules of first pet and street you grew up on. But I'm not sure I like it. Again I'm asking for feedback. In college I was known as Zoë. This name was though up by my annoying roommate but I was always a big fan of Salinger so I accepted it despite the difference in the spelling of Zoë/Zooey. Zoë is nice and I like it but as for a last name I'm at a loss. I'm creative when it comes to design and putting colors together but I find that coming up with cute names I lack the originality needed. A pen name will also protect me against my family members finding out about my pictures.
If you want to help me figure out a name leave a comment or email me.

Sewing

2006-10-08T19:28:00.000-06:00

I started Christy's skirt today. I drafted the pattern and cut the fabric. Then I realized that I drafted the wrong pattern and have to start all over again. That's what I get for masturbating for an hour to her site for an hour before I began. I should have masturbated after as a treat for finishing so early before I see her.
The skirt is made out of very expensive thai silk that I always use. It's so beautiful but buying it is draining me dry. I bought $50 worth of it on Saturday. I used Rascula's donation toward it. So three cheers to Rascula! Thanks babe. You need to send me your address so I can send you a print of that picture. More of you should follow his example. It does help no matter how little you give me. He basically bought part of her skirt which I'm sure she'll love. I'll post pictures of it when it's done and hopefully I'll be able to get her to pose with it on when I see her.
Here's a picture of one of my designs on a model. This picture was taken about ten years ago and is still my favorite dress. Just in case any of you are wondering how good I am. Believe it or not, I've gotten much better since this dress.

Interview Questions

2006-10-06T10:06:00.000-06:00

It's almost time for me to go see Christy. I have a million questions for her. If any of you have any questions for Christy email me at canyondiver13@yahoo.com. Hot email huh?

Donations

2006-10-04T23:52:00.000-06:00

OK guys, I added a donation button for you to help me fund my trip. I'm not very HTML savvy and when I added it at first it didn't work. So I finally figured it out.
To let you know, I have to pay for my entire trip. Freelance reporters do not get an allowance nor do they get reimbursed. If I ask I would be told to do the interview over the phone to save the expense. I really wanted to meet Christy face to face so I bought the plane tickets and made hotel reservations. The donations will also help me to get more pictures to you guys like this one:

Everything costs money, lovers, and I'm just trying to make a living.
Thanks

New book!

2006-10-04T22:52:00.000-06:00

I just bought The Other Hollywood The uncensored Oral History of the Porn Industry. I'm so excited to start reading it! The EP said he was disappointed because it was all about lawsuits and mob connections. I'm thrilled, I love that shit I watch Law and Order religiously! Plus a few years ago a friend of mine were involved in writing a screenplay for a mob guy who wanted to make it big in Hollywood. Nothing happened with the script that we wrote but we had a ton of fun going to the dinner club and sitting at the Mafia table.
I scanned The Other Hollywood...to find Christy. She is mentioned on about 6 pages. All stuff I've read before. She mostly talked about Traci Lords and that whole scandal. I really liked Traci Lords until I read her book Traci Lords: Underneath It All. In the book she claims she was tricked into doing porn and pretty much curses the porn industry. Her book was written by a ghost writer who makes her out to be this angel who had fallen and renewed her life and earned her wings back. It's a bunch of crap! Own up to it I say. She's a beautiful woman with a great talent and she is what she is today because of the porn industry. Getting in all that legal trouble only helped her. It must have been horrible but I doubt Hollywood would have taken any interest in her if there was no scandal. This is just my opinion. Read the book and tell me what you think. Or if you have already read it I'd love to hear what you have to say about it.
I will probably put The Other Hollywood...on the shelf because tomorrow I am supposed to get Jenna Jameson's book and I'm more excited about that.
I'll keep you posted.

MySpace messages

2006-10-04T22:36:00.000-06:00

MySpace is so huge that it takes forever for me even to reply to the messages you guys send me. So I'm answering them here.
You guys make me feel so good and I love you all. Thank you for all the wonderful compliments, they really make my day. As I've said before IM drives me crazy. My computer isn't the best in the world and freezes up on me a lot. Until I get my dream IBook, I'm afraid I will not participate in much IM that you ask for. I apologize but I've been spending most of my money on this trip to LA and research on Christy.
As always I love you all keep them coming!

Interview with Christy on SexWrecks

2006-10-02T21:18:00.000-06:00

Here's an interview with Chrisy on SexWrecks
It's interesting but mine will be better. I'm not too happy with the way she's portrayed in this one. It's a very good interview but SexWrecks has a limit on content and I'm sure the original is much more thorough than the final product. Gilstrap portrays her as the goddess that she is and I'm happy with that.
Have fun!

Chrisy on guys not getting it up amoung other things

2006-10-01T19:40:00.000-06:00

Here's a cute article with Christy, Taylor Wayne and Dick Nasty

She talks about anal, guys shooting their dicks up, Robin Williams and good head from Slash.

Check it out!

I feel giving

2006-09-30T21:33:00.000-06:00

Nipple of the day.

Christy on TV!

2006-09-30T13:17:00.000-06:00

I didn't know I could add titles to these blogs! I have so much to learn.

D is one of my internet friends. I've never met him in person but we talk online a lot. I try the IM thing and if I didn't have a job and I could magically make my designs appear without using my hands I'd IM all the time. But until then I suck at IM. I tried to IM with him today but I got a phone call and I can't do both at the same time. Call me crazy but I like to concentrate on one person at a time. Sorry D, the friend that called is never available and needed me to help her find a wedding ring.

To get to the point of bringing up D, he let me know that Christy was on an episode of Gene's Family Jewels on A&E. I've watched this show a couple of times. One of the episodes was about how Shannon Tweed tricked Gene into a fake wedding. Kiss is God and Gene is Kiss so therefore Gene is divine. But do not overlook the angelic Shannon Tweed. Why he doesn't want to just sign a paper and put a ring on her finger to make her happy is beyond me. I'm not quite sure, but I'm not here to judge, if she can live with it so can I. Gene does seem a little complaisant on the show and as far as I'm concerned he'll never top Ozzie. The Osbournes was a masterpiece of reality TV. Gene acts like he's smarter than everyone else then tries to humble himself by showing that he's a normal guy. Normal guys get married, snobs pontificate how stupid the institution of marriage is. But it is entertaining. So if you want to see Christy's appearance on Gene's Family Jewels watch the re-run on Saturday October 7th at 3pm ET.

2006-09-29T22:30:00.000-06:00

About 10 minutes ago I downloaded a porn called Sex Secrets of a Mistress starring Christy Canyon. I fast-forwarded past the two people fucking on a table in the middle of a restaurant to the part where Christy gets down with some lucky married guy. She wasn't his wife, hense the title. They start getting in on the the elevator up to his office then hightail it past his secretary to continue in his office. She then gives him the most beautiful blowjob this guy has probably ever experienced. She uses her breasts which is something I'm proud to say that I can do as well. A little spit is present and it's a good thing. I've always hated the spit that seems to be spewed all over during blow job scenes. In one Rocco porn the guy shoves his dick so far and hard down one girls throat that she gags and pukes only to have him shove it right back in her bile filled mouth. Ick! I guess it's a matter of taste. Back to Christy. She uses the perfect ammount of spit making it sexy enough for me to take off my jeans and get ready. Then my computer freezes! I feel like I'm on one of those phone commercials where the calls get dropped and the people scream in silence. My pants are on the floor I have one hand in my underwear ready to start and I get a still screen. Then it goes blank and says Firefox unexpectedly quit would I like to report it?
I put my pants back on and re-boot the computer. This is my life. I need DVD's or Videos. I appreciate the links to sites that offer online movies but my poor little computer gets just as hot and bothered as me, cums before I do and rolls over to go to sleep.
So I need a new computer and now have the girls version of blue balls. I think I'll have a few shots of Vodka and go to bed. No Christy tonight-I'm so sad.

2006-09-29T18:35:00.000-06:00

I left a message on Stepfather and promised a picture so here it is. Hope you like it-tell your friends!

2006-09-28T22:18:00.000-06:00

I got a new mouse and love it. I had no idea how much better my life would be if I got a new mouse. I spent way too much money today with the serger machine and the mouse. Now I have to get my hair done. I love that everyone is sending me comments on mypace but how about a few on here? And thank you everyone for giving me links to Christy movies. I'm convinced that my slow computer and horrible mouse prevented me from finding them. I guess I'll have to start saving for a new computer next month. At least now I can easily buy Christy movies to so my much needed mastur---I mean research.

2006-09-28T13:33:00.000-06:00

I think I have written this but I like to sew as well as I like to watch porn. I have three machines. One of them is a serger. It's an over-lock machine and if I try to explain your head will become over-locked. Just know I can't live without it. I took it to a sewing machine repair shop, or actually my friend did because the shop isn't open when I get home, and found that it will cost me a minimum of $75 to fix. Holy shit! Life is expensive. There goes a huge chunk of my savings for this month. Actually, why lie, pretty much all of my savings is in that $75. I have very high entertainment costs worked into my invisible budget that I think I can manage in my head. I have no choice the skirt I am making for Christy requires this machine. The guy I talked to on the phone wasn't very nice and English isn't his first language. So now I'm have a racist moment that I will later regret. I hope that's all it costs. He said $75 was the minimum. Holy crap! I was going to post a nice masturbation blog but now I'm too upset to do it.

2006-09-25T18:50:00.000-06:00

Saturday I went to the Erotic Warehouse on Randolph to see if they had any Christy Canyon movies. I expected this place to be huge. It's west on Randolph surrounded by all these warehouses. I was terribly disappointed. They did have booths and I was with the EP (note the missing "L"-sad but true no more L in this relationship). He was excited about the booths but we didn't stay long enough for him to check them out. He's had his share of booths and he didn't need to make me wait disgusted. Guys can go into booths all they want just as long as I'm not with them. I'm not sure he wanted to go into the booths but I figure he would have if I wasn't there. He is very thoughtful. Anyway, I asked one of the clerks who checked the computer. They didn't have any movies with Christy. The clerk also said "Christy Canyon, oh, she's old so she'd be in the classic section". I was insulted. Christy's not old. But what does he know. The EP suggested I try pay-per-view on the Internet. I pointed out to him that I have a very old G4 and downloading a movie would take too long and I'd lose my mind waiting. I do want to own the actual DVD. I can't find any, which is mostly due to my computer being so slow. In fact I don't have any porn right now except one Belladonna butt extravaganza and one Rocco fucks everything. Both of which feature she-he's. I am not into she -he's or any kind of gay porn except for the girl on girl action. It freaks me out to see chicks with dicks. I think Belladonna is going to die of some kind of butt opening too much disease and Rocco is going to have his dick cut off by some jealous lover. If these things happen I will at least have their movies and like Traci Lords movies they might be worth money too. If either of you two who read this know where I can get Christy Canyon movies let me know. I don't care if they are VHS either. I still have a VCR-how else can I watch Student Bodies?

2006-09-20T21:27:00.000-06:00

I must suck at this blogging thing. With a sexy subject like Christy Canyon I thought I would get a few more views. I'm not the best at updating either. I'm busy. Being a designer, writer (not so much lately) and an executive assistant doesn't leave much time for me to update this. But tonight I spent way too much time being obsessed with DrunkenStepfather's post with my picture. You can see it here. Then you can read the nasty comments left by his readers. Of course I did a little work and made sure my fans saw it and left great comments. I can't believe women actually called me fat and said my tits were saggy.
On a happier note, I have set the meeting with Christy and can't believe I have over a month to wait. What am I going to do? Buy some of her movies and review them like I promised. I plan on taking a lovely trip to the Adult Warehouse on Randolph this weekend to see if they have any classics. I'd love to own On Golden Blonde.

2006-09-17T16:00:00.000-06:00

Buy her book Lights, Camera, Sex!
Dr. Susan Block's review
If you buy it here you can get it autographed.
And then go to her site and join. It's quite the experience.

2006-09-12T12:30:00.000-06:00

Christy went to college and studied fashion. I'm not sure if she studied design or merchandising. I downloaded one of her movies last night off her site. In it she is interviewed, as herself, and says she went to school for fashion design. In case you're curious, she has sex with two girls in the green room. It's a pretty good scene but the rest of the movie is a bit boring.
I'm a designer. In fact I'm bringing her something that I've designed. Pornography plays a big part in my designs. Much of what I create turns me on. I sound like Vincent from Project Runway. Really, I'm not that smarmy. I began dressing my Barbie's when I was younger. Barbie was a businesswoman by day and a call girl by night. I used Barbie to live out my fantasies. It was also the end of the 80's and the early 90's when Danielle Steele and Sydney Sheldon were pumping out books that became "movies of the week". Barbie was constantly getting fucked and I was obsessed with coming up with twisted plots that got her fucked. I was also obsessed with her clothes. She had to look good, rich, conservative but be able to get out of her clothes easily. She rarely wore underwear (this was obviously before Barbie came with undies as part of her body). So I was a perverted little girl. Now, when I design clothes for myself, I factor in how sexy I will look. It's not always revealing since I have to go out in public with the garment on. But usually I think about how it would look while having sex. Skirts are usually imagined pulled up around the waist. Pants are one leg on, one leg off. And shirts are usually pulled up revealing one breast. I'm very imaginative. Since I love clothes and sex so much a lot goes into my fantasies.
I'll have to remember to spend a good amount of time on this during the interview. I wonder if Christy is similar to me regarding clothing and sex. I'll also have to remember to pay attention to her outfits in movies. I want to see if she pays attention to what she wears. So many porn stars screw up with their clothing choices. Black spandex is not always a good choice.

2006-09-05T06:56:00.000-06:00

I was talking to Drunken Stepfather last night and he had no idea who Christy Canyon was. UG! He's a big pervert, he should know who she is.
You can check him out here.
A friend of mine got mad at me for supporting him after she viewed his site. Yes I know he is offensive but I think it's kinda cute. Lots of people go to his site and really get off on it. I think it's a good looking site and he says what most people are thinking. His name is Jesus. I've always wondered what kind of scrutiny people named Jesus have to go through. To me, his name is ironic considering his website.
Here is a picture of Christy. She is extremely recognizable. Most people say "Oh yeah-her" after I show them the picture.

2006-09-02T09:54:00.000-06:00

After MrSkin's summer party, I sent my old boss, the one that fired me, an email here it is:

Hi, How are you?
I'm Ok, I think I just got hired (at new a new job) full-time. Now all I have to do is take a drug test and an integrity test. So soon I should be making money and able to buy a ticket to LA to interview Ms Canyon. I really, really want this interview. I don't know if I stressed that enough at the party, I was a little drunk. She has been an obsession of mine since I was able to legally rent porn. Not to mention that we look alike from the neck down. I'm hoping you could get me some contacts, preferably Grant her husband. I'd also like a contact at Vivid if possible. Let them know I'm not a freak. If you need anything from me-photos or writing examples let me or Mike know.
I will probably pester you for this relentlessly until you come up with something.
Thanks for anything you can do for me.

I wanted him to know I was Ok and that I was serious. I didn't pester him like I said I would. ELP who works with him went in to his office and asked how things were going with getting me a contact with Christy Canyon. My ex-boss told ELP that he didn't want to get me in touch with them because he though I was too obsessed. He then rattled off some other stuff that didn't make any sense. Let me make this clear I was let go from MrSkin due to them being over budget not because of my performance. I got a very nice severence. The exboss said he wanted someone more experienced that could go to shows to network. What that meant to others and me was that he wanted someone younger, cuter and thinner. He likes playboy types. My ELP got mad and did everything in his power to get me in touch with Christy. It happened less than a week later. I love the ELP.
Furthermore, I believe the ex-boss is only nice to people when they are naked or can earn him money. I may be a bit obsessed with Christy Canyon, but really all I want to do is get to know her and thank her for being so honest in her book. What she has taught me is that you have to love yourself and be who you are. It took her a long time to realize that herself and she's a great person.
When I saw that porn at the age of 19 I had recently been very afraid to admit that I liked porn and liked getting turned on. Christy was real, I believed her. I had no doubt in my mind that she enjoyed what she was doing and it made me feel better and my image of porn changed. There's nothing wrong with popping in porn to get off. I do it regularly.

Oh and I did get the new job.

2006-08-30T19:02:00.000-06:00

When I began this quest, I had just finished "Lights, Camera, Sex". I said to my editor/lover/partner, "I loved this book! I think I missed my calling. I mean if I knew what I know now then I would have gone into porn and done exactly what Christy did." Of course this spured on a jerk-off fest for my ELP (editor/lover/partner). He said he watched Christy Canyon's porn and imagined my face on her body and jerked off to that fantasy for two weeks. Flattery will always get you a blow job, remember that.
Since I'm probably too old to do porn and really don't like the subject matter (anal sex is out for me), I thought an interview would be in order. I posed this to my ELP and spurned on another 2 weeks of jerking off for him. I'm so useful. He got in touch with a few people for me and nothing really came to fruition. Then I asked my old friends at Skin. One said that he knew her and would get me the info right away. He also said he spewed his goo into a young starlet's face because she pissed him off. One look at this guy and you'll know he's lying. So I got nothing from him. My next try was with my old boss. Now he fired me from Skin and as much as I resent him I figure he did what he had to and I should see if he could help. He was very happy to help. This might be because I had just performed with my ELP's band in a bikini that was too small and kept falling off at Mr Skin's summer soiree. He said he was more than happy to get me in touch with someone at Vivid who could help me out. This never happened either in fact more on that in another post. Happily my ELP got me in touch with Vivid who prompted an email and a call from Christy. One of the best Friday's I've had in a long time. Here's the email I received form Christy:

"(my name)

I was given your email via Vivid Video via Mike McPadden!!! Please email me or call me XXX-XXXX (like I'm going to give you that) to set up the Q&A!

Christy Canyon"

I called got her voice mail and was in 7th heaven the entire weekend.

2006-08-30T17:06:00.000-06:00

I'm re-reading "Lights, Camera, Sex". I'm surprised how optimistic Christy is despite having a very selfish father and a mother who married a manic depressive man who insults Christy so much. Her positive attitude is enduring and believable. The part of the book I'm at is when she does her first loop. Her manager tricks her into believing that if she doesn't do it there will be a lawsuit. I doubt that. But put in her position at her age I think I would have believed the same thing. It's like when I was fired from one of the largest drug store chains in America. I paid for a starbucks after I drank it and they called it stealing. Even though I knew I didn't steal anything I was scared. They said they would call the police and haul me away in handcuffs if I didn't sign a form saying that I was grazing. All together they got me for $13 worth of merchandise that I paid for after consuming. I was stupid but until you are being yelled at by your alcoholic boss and intimidating security director, don't judge. They didn't even escort me out of the store which was weird right? Whatever. Doorblues (fake name but easy to figure out) sucks! They treat their employees like shit.
Her first scene was with Ron Jeremy who must have been adorable in '84 eating all those donuts before the scene was shot. Christy was terrified but she said Ron was really nice. I've heard that too and I'll bet he's a lot of fun.
I'm going to try to find that film. In fact when I get paid I'm going to buy a bunch of her videos and write recaps of all of them for this blog so look forward to that.

Introduction

2006-08-26T14:31:00.000-06:00

Hi. I'm a freelance writer for several adult websites. I don't do it very often and prefer to write interviews so I can meet interesting people. Recently, I landed an interview with Christy Canyon. I'm psyched! She is my favorite adult star. When I was 19 I went to the video store and asked the clerk for a porn with a story line. He took one look at my chest and handed over a film with Christy in it. I fell in love with her. I rented everything with her in it I could get my hands on. I read her book "Lights Camera Sex" and decided I had to interview her. This blog will be all about my journey to the interview.